u/eatmynasty
▲ 51 r/austincirclejerk
Gayest gym
I’ve been to many of the larger gyms in Austin city limits, and it seems like it’s mostly straight dudes. It’s enough to make a circuit queen uncomfortable. Even the smaller gyms have enough performative tech bros to qualify as a straight club.
That’s all fine, but again I would be more comfortable in a much gayer environment. Where can a gay-laced type guy get a workout in, without being confronted by baggy shorts and dad bods? No hate, but where I’m from (dumpster behind Cranklin’s) even in the locker room we generally try to maximize full cock exposure: towels down, skin-to-skin, every back bare. Is there a particular gym in the area that might support this culture?
TLDR - not enough mustache rides. Where to just “exercise”?
u/eatmynasty — 11 days ago
▲ 195 r/austincirclejerk
Got this letter in my mailbox today. Actually, there’s a birds nest inside atm, and a note taped to the outside asking for mail to be left on the step. It’s one of those that’s mounted on the wall next to the front door.
I wasn’t driving and definitely didn’t honk at anyone crossing Congress Ave during the May Day protest. I live in a duplex that shares a driveway with another duplex, so it could have been a neighbor, but whoooo knows. They mailed it to the address of my duplex with no name or return address.
My other neighbors are super chill. We share a Hulu account with them. They don’t give a fuck.
So. Yeah.
Which one of you did it! Wild to take the time to handwrite and mail this unhinged shit imo
u/eatmynasty — 20 days ago
▲ 16 r/austincirclejerk
Okay we’re cool we’re cool I think yall can hear me. I figured out how to post from the astral realm by doing Interstellar plucking….
Anywho… I’m stuck in a K hole at The Tavern. There’s a fat white guy sitting the bar in a No Doubt t-shirt… it looks like me but do not trust me that’s not me that’s some other me.
Can someone please go up to him (me) and lightly put your fingers in his (my) mouth and pull my soul out of this hole.
The imposter may protest but keep going and you’ll be rewarded handsomely.
HBD to that asshole by the way, no fucking help he was.
u/eatmynasty — 28 days ago