





i love her to death but jesus h christ
the first 5 minutes of her being awake are so pleasant and adorable and then she shark attacks my face and legs for the next hour before crying for 30 seconds and passing out again. i literally can’t touch her without her thinking its playing and freaking tf out. i mean its so cute, but holy shit my hands are destroyed. i look like an abuse victim. redirect redirect redirect ignore sometimes and that works for maybe a minute before my flesh becomes wildly more interesting. she’ll grow out of it in like, a year or two….right?