4 days before Quinta was born, the very first episode of The Simpsons aired! Yet, Quinta’s birthday is 4 days before Christmas!
And 800 Simpsons episodes after beloved our Queenta was born, she guest stars in The Simpsons episode “Irrational Treasure” along with Kevin Bacon and Questlove!
The 800th Simpsons episode was pure perfection for America’s 250th birthday!
Context: Ava “Willy-Nilly” starts a “No Homework” initiative. Barbara will not stand for this absurdly foolish behavior!
Barbara is Mrs. Krabapple and Ava is Bart from The Simpsons!
-Barbara: Ava! Do not encourage the children to relish in this foolishness!
-Ava: Barbara! This is my school! I do what I please! That 10 year old from Springfield whatever is on MY side!
-Frankie: So I was talking to Nancy Donahue….
-Mike: 😫
Left:
-A picture of Norm Macdonald and his older brother Neil that I found on another Reddit page.
-Let’s pretend this is Mike ready to take his little Brother Rusty to school on his first day of Kindergarten. Heck family farm, Orson, IN, circa 1970. Their mother made sure Mike got Rusty settled into his first day of school. Mike was actually a decent brother to Rusty during this time.
Right:
-Luke Perry alongside Cynthia Geary (who also played John Cullum’s (Big Mike) significant other in Northern Exposure) in a scene from the 1994 biographical drama film, 8 Seconds. Edited this picture to black and white to make it look older.
-Let’s pretend this is Big Mike and Karen Heck when they got engaged by the big tree. Orson Forrest, Orson, IN, circa late 1950s. A farmer (Big Mike) and his school teacher wife (Karen).
I wonder if back in “1980-something”, if a young Melissa Schemmenti and Erica Goldberg (The Goldbergs) would have crossed paths!
I can imagine this dialogue between Melissa and Erica:
-Melissa (pointing to Erica’s brother Barry and his “JTP” crew): Hey Erica! Who are those jabronis over there?!
-Erica (annoyed): Just my idiot brother Barry and his so called “crew” of morons!
-Melissa: I’ll get my cousin Paulie to sus em out for ya!
-Erica: No need. Their’s nothing exciting about them.
-Melissa: Well you ain’t gonna know unless you dig more sh*t up on them.
-Erica: What’s it gonna take?
-Melissa: Meet me in the back of Lord and Taylor.
-Erica: Got it.
If the late Mrs. Big Mike Heck died at 42 from cancer, having only two sons, Mike and Rusty, may also had taken a toll on her health.
Full disclosure, I’m not a doctor or any health professional. I just googled this out of curiosity.
If medical science was more advanced during the 1960s and 1970s, this article link would apply to Mike Heck’s late mother to some extent.
Connie Britton!
Based on her Friday Night Lights role as a devoted wife to a football coach, Connie would totally bring football mom energy to being a mother of Caleb Hill! But poor Jacob! Maybe some storylines for how he can get closure with his family are in the works!
Sarah Jessica Parker would be perfect to play Jacob and Caleb’s mother! IMO SJP’s real life son, James Wilkie Broderick, looks like he can be Chris Perfetti (Jacob) and Tyler Tomas Perez’s (Caleb’s) little brother!
Just imagine Mrs. Hill (SJP) arguing with Melissa (Lisa Ann Walter) about which one of them is Caleb’s real mother! 😂
Disclaimer: Not my images. Credit to the original sources.
For those trolls who comment “vote red” or “vote Garrity” on PA Political NewsBreak Articles or on Gov Shapiro’s or PA Democrat-related IG posts, please get a life and reconsider who Stacy Garrity really is! She’s a ruthless MAGA-troll who’s doing Trump’s dirty work to run Pennsylvania into the ground!
Remember: You can’t spell HERO without Josh Shapiro! 💙💙💙💪💪💪
I just gained a whole new respect for Caleb's actor, Tyler Tomas Perez, being an LGBTQIA+ Ally! 🏳️🌈💪
I saw this on his IG story and couldn't be happier!
Potential Jacob and Caleb Dialogue:
-Caleb: Big Bro, I've always had mad respect for you! I love you no matter what Mom, Dad, or Mama Mel (Melissa) say!
-Jacob: You mean it?
-Caleb: Yeah bro! You're the most unique and fearless person I know! You've always been there for me! Plus you got me this sweet-ass job here at Abbott! Don't let anyone tell you you're not special bro! I mean it!
-Jacob and Caleb bro hug.
-Jacob (to camera, in almost tears): Caleb actually respects me!
My comparisons as follows:
-Caleb Hill is Dug the Golden Retriever! The moment you meet them the moment they love you and you love them!
-Jacob Hill is Carl Frederickson! Both are set in their ways and routines and feel threatened by the love Caleb and Dug receive. But they care deep down for their “little bro” and eventual canine companion respectively!
-Melissa Schemmenti is Russell the Wilderness Explorer! Both fall in love with Caleb and Dug respectively the moment they meet them! They also are keen on surviving the City of Philadelphia and Wilderness duties respectively!
-Janine Teagues is Ellie Frederickson! Both Janine and Ellie serve as eventual reminders of Jacob and Carl’s worth respectively! Both of them also have boundless energy and optimism!
-Barbara Howard is Kevin the Snipe! Both are motherly and fiercely protective of their little ones!
-The District Reps are Charles Muntz! They breathe down the necks of Abbott’s and Up’s protagonists respectively!
Thoughts? Comments?
Every time I watch the scene where Melissa’s Smartboard gets hacked, I can’t help but compare Melissa’s reaction to the Cowboys garb prank to the Wilson Sisters having their “BF” in White Chicks! 😂🤣
Two wealthy men who use their money to get what they want. Just as Jeff Yass tries to buy Republicans to wedge out and silence Democrats in Federal and State elections in PA, Monty Burns will do what it takes to get people to like him. That includes The Simpsons episode where Burns buys all Springfield’s media outlets to bolster his image and likability.
The setting is Orson in 2038. Orson’s 125th anniversary celebration. Sue and Sean drove in from Evanston, IL with their 4 kids, Summer, Susana, Sabrina, and Skyler. Axl and Lexie are there with their 3 sons Asher, Aiden, and Aaron. Brick and Cindy are there with their two sons, Faxxon and Finneas, and their two daughters, Fonté and Fiché, both sporting safari hats like their mom.
Nancy Donahue is now the 6 term mayor of Orson. Dottie and Shelly are the Orson Town Council president and speaker respectively. Ron Donahue is the proud First Gentleman of Orson.
Frankie and Mike are still working at Smile Superstars and the Quarry respectively. Mike recently got promoted to corporate statewide officer of Indiana Limestone and Granite suppliers. Somehow, Frankie and Mike were able to finally fully renovate their home with deeply discounted granite and marble counters for their kitchen countertops and sink vanities respectively, as person Mike’s workplace perks.
The aforementioned families gather in the Orson Town Square to celebrate Orson’s 125th anniversary. The only two people who haven’t changed are Courtney and Debbie, who deliver the opening remarks of the event with their usual, “Right Court?” and “Totally Deb!” Courtney and Debbie are so stuck in the Orson High Cheer Squad mindset that they recently got Botox and Fillers to look young forever.
In the crowd Mike remarks to Frankie about Courtney and Debbie, “At least Axl didn’t marry one of them.” Frankie, “Tell me about it. I heard Mr. Ehlert underwent genetic engineering to make himself live over 100 years old.”
As the events commence throughout the day, Courtney and Debbie are standing eagerly outside their street booth for Sis-Boom-Buy. Most people walk past them or don’t say much, when the duo tries to sell people on toddler cheer classes. When Axl, Sue, Brick and their families walk past Courtney and Debbie’s booth, the cheerleader duo rushes out to Axl and Sean.
Dialogue as follows:
Courtney: OMG! AXL!
Debbie: AND SEAN!
Axl (awkwardly): Uh hi Courtney.
Sean (just as awkward): Hello Debbie.
Courtney: Would your kids be interested in cheer classes?!
Debbie: We can give you a starters discount!
One of Sue and Sean’s kids tries to take a pamphlet from the cheer duo, but Sean and Axl stop them. Brick and Cindy’s kids just blankly stare at each other. The families walk off.
Lexie: Axl, who are those girls?
Axl: Just two girls I dated in high school.
Sean: Well, that we both dated.
Lexie: They are so weird!
Sue: Right?! They still don’t know who I am. When Sean and I first revisited Orson, we ran into them at King Henry’s buffet and they thought I was from Norway!
Axl’s sons banter about Courtney and Debbie:
-Asher: If one of them was our mom, Aaron would look like a plastic zombie!
-Aaron: Not if I freeze Summer’s head on one of them!
-Summer (Sean and Sue’s daughter): HEY! Just because Uncle Axl used to make that joke with mom doesn’t mean you can!
-Aiden: Well maybe you’d be some dork zombie!
-Axl: BOYS! ENOUGH!
Frankie narrates: Sometimes your kids give you the karma that you’d never expect. God knows what will happen at Orson’s 150th!
Mr. Johnson, William Stanford Davis, worked at movie theater in an Indiana small town before arriving at Abbott! 😂
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This just randomly popped into my head! If Harry Butts had a relative, would it be Hugh Jass?! 😂 Maybe Harry is also the brother of Seymour! 😂
I guess since Axl found that potty humor funny, he and Bart Simpson would totally bond over making prank phone calls with funny sounding names! 😂
Once again, another sitcom did it after The Simpsons! 😂
If they ever revive The Middle, we need to somehow bring the “Sue-inverse” into “Janine-iverse” of Abbott Elementary!
Imagine if Sue Heck ever traveled to Philadelphia, PA from the Mid-West! Sue crosses paths with Janine and the latter shows her the ropes of “How to Survive Philadelphia”!
While Janine is optimistic like Sue, Janine takes a more cautious approach having been born and raised in Philly her whole life. However, Janine can really open Sue’s mind up to what a large urban area has to offer, compared to the small Midwestern town Sue was used to her whole life.