u/fade-to-jojo

My buddy and I thought looking for the golfer would be a quick experience on expert mode. We were so wrong. We went in with tin armor and mining helmets, thinking we could brave the depths of the scorching desert. We did not find the golfer. What we instead found was an infestation the likes of which no terrarian had ever seen.

We searched for hours. We ventured so deep. The golfer was nowhere to be found, only an insectoid hell.