Image 1 — Every dinosaur show I see is bite this impale that. Do dinosaur scientists ever stop to consider that violence isn't always the answer, and that Sauropods and T-Rexes might have been friends with symbiotic benefits?
Image 2 — Every dinosaur show I see is bite this impale that. Do dinosaur scientists ever stop to consider that violence isn't always the answer, and that Sauropods and T-Rexes might have been friends with symbiotic benefits?
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Every dinosaur show I see is bite this impale that. Do dinosaur scientists ever stop to consider that violence isn't always the answer, and that Sauropods and T-Rexes might have been friends with symbiotic benefits?

Apologies for the English. One question is on my mind for many months:

What if T-Rexes and Sauropods had an affair going on where the Sauropod continuously grew large blubber flaps all over his body thereby attracting packs of friendly T-Rexes who'd nibble gently on the blubber while protecting him (the blubber source) from other predators without any violence between the two partners?

The flaps would grow very fast and their edges would fall like a lizard butt, with the T-Rex evolving very sharp teeth to be sure not to hurt or infect his flappy friend.

Some say Sauropods were huge because it protected them from T-Rex. But what if it was so they could always hang enough blubber to fill their buddies stomachs and prevent being killed by hangry ones? And the T-Rexes protected them.

To all dinosaur experts: these arts by Emiliano Troco and Elia Smaniotto show that some flappage is accepted within you. My idea needs much longer flaps hanging from the head to the tip of the long butt, but would that be such a big stretch?

Be honest: does my theory have feet? Or is it, perhaps, just a beautiful dream?

Edit: As people have pointed out, I should have said Large Theropods and not T-Rex. Forgive me, I have not slept in many hours.

u/fan_of_the_pikachu — 8 hours ago

What would a Milhouse Van Houten build look like

I see folks asking about John Brown, Gustavus Adolphus, etc.

But what about the legendary THRILLHO?

Surely he's a Loyal Inbred (Involutary) Celibate Misguided Warrior with Clouded Eyes, but what else?

u/fan_of_the_pikachu — 10 hours ago

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u/fan_of_the_pikachu — 5 days ago
▲ 1.9k r/2balkans4You+4 crossposts

[NSFW] Serb farmer Đorđe Martinović holding the stick and bottle he used to pleasure himself in 1985, a decision considered to have been a major spark leading to the outbreak of the Yugoslavian Wars (1990s) [1280x720]

u/Adorable-Cattle-5128 — 19 days ago

Why don't American solve economy in simple way?

Hello I am an America.

Make dollar worth 0 and give everyone 100 new dollar. Then make everything cost 1 to 20 dollar, no more. Bam boom inshallah, everyone has enough money!

Why don't we do this simples obvious thing

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u/fan_of_the_pikachu — 2 months ago

In October 1920, an altercation developed between a dog, a monkey, and the King of Greece. In the end the dog was fine, the King was killed, but what happened to the Barbary macaque that did it? Was he killed as well, or did what probably was the cutest little regicide in history escape justice?

Not to diss on Gavrilo Princip, but I don't think he was nearly as fluffy as these dudes (or so historians want us to believe).

Anyway, Wikipedia gives this description of the fateful monarch-macaque disagreement:

>On 2 October 1920, Alexander was injured while walking through the grounds of the Tatoi estate. A domestic Barbary macaque belonging to the steward of the palace's grapevines attacked or was attacked by the king's German Shepherd dog, Fritz, and Alexander attempted to separate the two animals. As he did so, another monkey attacked Alexander and bit him deeply on the leg and torso. Eventually servants arrived and chased away the monkeys, and the king's wounds were promptly cleaned and dressed but not cauterized. He did not consider the incident serious and asked that it not be publicized.

Alexander died 23 days later, and the consequences were tragic. As Churchill puts it:

>"It is perhaps no exaggeration to remark that a quarter of a million person's died of this monkey's bite"

But what happened to the monkey kingslayer? Did he have a name? Did they catch him again after he was "chased away"? Was he killed in revenge, or did he live to witness the chaos his violent act unleashed upon the land?

Thank you in advance

Edit: wording and monkey pic

u/fan_of_the_pikachu — 2 months ago