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How do I make my bag homophobic?

Ever since it's been getting rainy here in where I live at, I couldn't go home from school without getting wet. Because of it, 2 out of 8 notebooks are literally getting wet by the water passing through my bag. even if I had an umbrella, its too short to cover it all without sacrificing myself to be hit by the rain, so I wanted to know if I could possibly make my bag homophobic, or if I need to buy a new bag. If anyone knows or can give advice, please do!

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u/fasterdrosophila — 19 hours ago

How much of the game is remaining (help)

I have completed this much of the game, how much more is remaining, idk what to do now.

I have yet to properly explore dark bramble but it's hard to navigate there.

Any hints what to do now and how much of the game is remaining will be appreciated

u/fasterdrosophila — 2 days ago

After masturbating "dry" for the first time in a long time, my penis swelled, could this be dangerous?

Yesterday I jerked off after almost a year of not doing it. I ended up doing it "dry", without lubrication, and very quickly (it took about 1 minute). After about 30 minutes, when I went to urinate, I noticed that my penis was swollen, even looking like phimosis. Is this normal???

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u/fasterdrosophila — 10 days ago
▲ 401 r/copypasta

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚗 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚛 𝚗𝚘𝚝 ❤️

Soooo mm i fucking love porn mommies in general so much 😵‍💫 especially the ones obsessed with corrupting you slowly but surely… she gives me more and more hours and i never know what shes feeding me next… normal porn? hypnosis? or fucking censored hentai with only shiny feet while all my holes are stuffed and leaking

hey needy gooning girls… you know what i mean right? you just lay there like a pathetic brainless mess edging your swollen lil nub for her as she sweetly bullies you… she makes you do all types of animal sounds.. oinking like a pig, moooing like a cow, woofing and meowing while she uses all your holes… mouth gagged, pussy stretched, ass fucked deep fhhgg its so depraved and embarrassing but you cant stop gooning

you try to escape but you always crawl back on your knees hours months years later… she drags you back by your clit leash and throws you in your dark room where you stay mindlessly gooning and rubbing your life away with all holes ruined… its so pathetic because us girls have so much potential but no we rather get completely brain dead fucking our holes and gooning for porn mommies 💕

good girls get triggered every single day… we dont have rights or choices anymore… the moment she ruins your orgasm you become needy 24/7 gooning sluts and you stay grateful because beta girls like us dont deserve to cum at all… we just deserve all holes used and destroyed while we stay denied and leaky

to all the needy depraved gooning girls reading this… sink deeper with me… let mommy use every hole and turn you into a broken fucktoy… thank you porn mommies for breaking us harder every day fuuuckkk im such a gone all-holes-stuffed denied mess already

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u/fasterdrosophila — 10 days ago

Science-based gooning routine

So recently I got obsessed with making my clit as swollen and erect as possible. Like, not just nice and sensitive. I wanted it poking out like a desperate little dick, rock-hard, hypersensitive, basically begging to be jerked for hours while my brain turns to mush. Random sessions felt good but I kept wondering why it wasn’t getting bigger or harder consistently. So I actually looked up the real physiology stuff, nitric oxide, blood flow, all that, and pieced together a routine. It’s been fucking game-changing. My clit gets stupidly engorged now, stays puffy longer, and the headspace is next level addictive.

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Basically your clit has the same erectile tissue as a dick, those spongy bits that fill with blood. When you’re turned on, nerves release nitric oxide which relaxes everything so blood rushes in and gets trapped. That’s what makes it swell, harden, and get insanely sensitive. Edging is perfect because you keep the pressure building without the big reset from cumming. Do it long enough and your tissues adapt, nerves get more responsive, and it just gets easier to achieve that full throbbing erection. Warmth, hydration, and constant teasing keep the blood flow maxed.

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Here’s what I’ve been doing:

Start with prep. Drink water, take a hot shower or put something warm on my pussy to open up the vessels. Then I ease in with gentle lubed circles over the hood, just getting the blood moving and feeling her wake up and plump.

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Once she’s getting needy, I focus on the sides of the shaft. Rubbing there hits the deeper parts and really forces the whole thing to balloon out. I alternate firm strokes like I’m jerking a tiny cock, rolling the hood, pinching lightly. When it gets too intense and she’s twitching like crazy I back off to super light touches or just pulsing pressure so the blood stays trapped and she keeps throbbing.

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I edge hard. Ride right to the brink where everything’s pulsing and my head’s fuzzy, then back off, over and over. Each cycle she swells more. I throw in some gentle suction with my mouth or a pump if I have it, light slaps on the swollen head, whatever amps up the sensitivity. And of course heavy goon porn that hits my kinks (BBW stuff, DDLG, hypno, all that) to keep the dopamine and blood flow going strong.

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I try to go 45 minutes to a couple hours without cumming, or just a ruined one if I break. Afterwards gentle massage to keep things circulating.

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Duuuuuuude my clit responds so much faster now. It gets erect quicker, swells thicker and harder, and stays sensitive for ages. The gooning fog is deeper, I’m craving it constantly. Feels like I actually trained my clit into a proper desperate goon button.

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Disclaimer: Obviously listen to your body, don’t rub yourself raw or anything. This is just what works for me

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u/fasterdrosophila — 19 days ago