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This guy with a lisp goes to buy a horse
He asks the farmer, "Can I thee her walk?"
The farmer says "Sure." And he pats the horse's rear to make it walk.
Then the guys asks, "Can I thee her wun?"
The farmer says "Sure." And he slaps the horse's rear to make it run.
Then the guys asks, "Can I thee her twot?"
The farmer says "Um, sure?" And he lifts the horses tail.
u/fauxmerican1280 — 3 days ago