▲ 388 r/TwoSentenceHorror
My identical twin toddlers were so adorable chasing each other around and around the lake house.
They must be getting tired, it's taking each one twice as long to make it around the house.
u/firelock_ny — 1 day ago
▲ 37 r/TwoSentenceHorror
I made sure to set up my table of water cups right before the last sharp turn on the marathon course.
If the runners could see how my "water" was affecting the runners ahead of them, there's no way they'd drink out of my cups.
u/firelock_ny — 17 days ago
▲ 22 r/TwoSentenceHorror
Last night I proved my eternal love with the ultimate act of devotion, but she still denies our bond.
She's been dead for hours but still begs me to let her go.
u/firelock_ny — 18 days ago
▲ 820 r/TwoSentenceHorror
My lawyers were very experienced, they'd represented hundreds of defendants before this court.
They assured me that for most of their clients they'd been able to get the sentenced reduced to death.
u/firelock_ny — 20 days ago
▲ 1.2k r/TwoSentenceHorror
George loved being a marathon runner, it was the only thing he was really good at, joking that not even his grandkids could keep up with him.
When he realized he was the only one who could outrun the things that were following them, he stopped running.
u/firelock_ny — 1 month ago