u/fuckallpenguins

A small uptdate on my tier list and clearing up something

i've seen a lot of people not really getting the tier list, the creatures are ranked based on their in-lore behaviour, not their player base

u/fuckallpenguins — 1 day ago

Looking for suggestions for my super evil tier list

Ranking creatures on how malicious they are

Malice Ranking Criteria

1. Pure Evil

  • Fully aware of their actions
  • Actively seek cruelty and suffering
  • Harm others for pleasure or hatred
  • Example: hunts for pain, not survival

2. Evil

  • Aware of their actions
  • Engage in cruelty
  • Can still tolerate or cooperate with others (same or different species)

3. Huge Asshole (name pending)

  • Likely aware of their actions
  • Do harmful or cruel things mainly for survival/necessity
  • May use unnecessarily cruel methods despite having alternatives

4. Morally Ignorant

  • Cause harm through instinct, anger, or amusement
  • Lack understanding that their actions are wrong (or lack awareness)
  • Can show intelligence but not morality

5. Just Animals

  • Act purely on instinct
  • Kill for food, defense, or territory
  • No real moral awareness

6. Neutral

  • Show high awareness (possibly near human-level)
  • Do not act violently unless necessary

7. Good

  • Actively try to help others
  • Show intent to do good, regardless of intelligence

Joke placements (like Jeff) can be adjusted later

u/fuckallpenguins — 2 days ago
▲ 2.9k r/Ultrakill

V1 would never even think about harming a cat

it's simple logic

why does v1 go after other machines? because they're filled with blood, why are they filled with blood? because they also consume blood

and what do cats feed on? that's right, mices, they're filled with mices, not blood

v1 would have no reasons to go after a cat

u/fuckallpenguins — 3 days ago

My personal opinion on Sequidliom

i've seen people saying it sucked, people saying it was too op

i had to share what i think about it

it's cool 👍, i don't really feel like it needs any buff or nerfs

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u/fuckallpenguins — 6 days ago

The horrible truth behind Scuba Jeff

scuba jeff is the new jeff sub species, it's just a joke sub species for a joke character, but there's something strange about it, scuba jeff has moisture, that's an actual semi-aquatic creature, that shit isn't human, it's only pretending to be one

u/fuckallpenguins — 7 days ago

Actual damages of Sequidliom

hey everyone, i just thought about sharing sequidliom's actual stats given the two faced ability, the stats are not official and subject to change, i can also be completely wrong in what i'm saying

tranquility:

damage: 512

bite cooldown: 1.6

madness:

damage: 200

bite cooldown: 0.7/0.6~

let me know if i'm wrong

u/fuckallpenguins — 8 days ago

Is it wrong to feed bugs to my plant? (image kinda related???)

so, i got this really cool venus fly trap i named venuella recently in reference to the image above

when i get a bug, like a small cockroach or a fly, i give it to my plant, this happens mostly after i slapped the bug with a towel, killing or almost killing them, and i've been told that it was wrong

apparently i'm not giving the bug a chance and it's not fair, i'm torturing them, and i've even been told that my plant would forget how to hunt for herself, i'm not joking

i haven't seen it as really wrong but i do question it a little now, should i stop giving bugs to my plant and just let it happen? should i always make sure they're dead so they don't have to suffer being disolved? should i even give my plant already dead bugs?

u/fuckallpenguins — 10 days ago

Egg stealing

so, i was growing a tier 3, had no food around me so i decided to try stealing a single egg, this action pissed off like ten people around me and i had to hop on another server because i was getting targeted even after giving the egg back

before you tell me that it was my fault, i was taking damages from starvation and when i say that there was no food around i really mean that i couldn't find a single carcass

i do think some people take this game WAY too seriously, but we wouldn't be there if it wasn't for people trolling with egg stealers

instead of saying "kosers ruin hours of progress" say that about egg stealing trolls, slowing or even completely stopping someone's progress and giving a bad reputation to an entire feature

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u/fuckallpenguins — 14 days ago

&gt; ideas for new abilities <

fertilized ground: creats a small area which converts nearby player carcasses into plant carcasses

OH GOD, I DON'T WANNA DIE: buffed will to live, user can use ambush and jump without stamina

flammable: creatures with this passive ability obtain defensive burn once they themselves get burned

hover: a passive ability which enables strafing while flying

helping hand: the user's next bite will deal reduced damages and clear every ailments from the target, works with reflect

declined support: active ability that unables the user healing through other players (wardens really need something like this, seriously)

&gt; small changes to already existing abilities <

cloud breath: regen a small amount of moisture

volcanic: small healing boost from laying down in lava

defiled ground: gives an ACTUAL buff to mawhrott instead of having little to no use

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u/fuckallpenguins — 15 days ago

turrim cannot fight back against most creatures if there's something over it, this is extremely easy to abuse, i had a mufo staying under that tree thing in hardcore's oasis to completely avoid being hit while it was using its insanely long tail whip range to fight, that's all it had to do, stay there, move a little to hit me, move his tail so i couldn't hit him back, i left oasis and it didn't give chase, it might have just been testing this

why is this something nobody talks about?

u/fuckallpenguins — 18 days ago

i just finished making a sonic skin on battle kendyll since i had one on regular kendyll, my friend went afk for like 30 minutes before pulling as shadow, this is so awsome

u/fuckallpenguins — 19 days ago