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McGovern:

Loses 1968 election -> Wins 1972 election -> Wins reelection in 1976 -> Humbly retires -> Nah fuck you Im running again -> Wins 1984 election -> leaves

The 4th one is supposed to be Humphrey 1972

No offense to any of the people that made these mods of course

Ladies and gentlemen, roll up and witness the 8th wonder of the world: the magnificent, the frightening, Spineless Man. It’s a wonderous feat how he can even stand, let alone walk, talk, and even run for office, without a single indication of the daily humiliations laid upon him.

In fact, he can even do backflips! Yes, witness him, the avowed devout evangelical, sing the praises of a serial philanderer. Watch as he dances to the tune of the ringmaster’s orchestra, proud and even pleased to take his lashings to the delight of the crowd.

“It’s a privilege,” he says, with the same vacant, corpse-like stare he is genetically predisposed to display, “to serve such a competent and organized administration.”

What must Mother think?

I can't flip shit as Pence, its all solid blue. I've tried wiki trail, didn't work. I tried pouring all my visits in one state, didn't work. Tried spreading out my visits across Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin, didn't work. How do I beat this?

They got the "segregation now, segregation tomorrow, and segregation forever" ahh candidate

This is quite literally Horace Greely