Rachel Smythe Without Rachel Smythe (parody quote read)
Yes, this was inspired by the Trump Without Trump series. Fortunately Rachel Smythe isn't a tyrannical alt-right dictator (thank god) but there's one thing those two DO share, and it's sounding completely nonsensical to the point of incoherent in their interview quotes, while simultaneously contradicting their own previous statements.
I picked a short and simple one for y'all today. I think this one's ironic on multiple levels, because not only has the answer changed on a dime from "because he has a high sex drive" to "because purple is the color of thunder" to "because he's royalty" but back when she still responded to Tumblr asks, she also claimed Apollo and Artemis weren't gonna be related to Zeus... and yet made them the only other two strikingly purple characters anyways.
So were Apollo and Artemis also going to be related to thunder in that way despite her original plan to make them unrelated to Zeus? Or was she implying that Artemis, a virgin goddess, had a high sex drive? Or was she inadvertently claiming that Apollo's sex drive had anything to do with him being a rapist? Granted, iirc that Tumblr answer re: sex drives was provided before the comic was remade and the SA plotline was introduced, but it's still very 😬 in hindsight and I think overall, no matter which angle you choose to over-analyze that quote from, it really goes to show that Rachel was kind of just making shit up as she went along with no real plan.