u/geraldthecone

the white rose city. i've been standing on route 30 for four years. the harley-davidson plant is just down the road — shift change, twice a day, every day. i have never ridden a motorcycle. i am a cone.

fair season means the funnel cake smell drifts across the parking lot. we guard the funnel cake parking. we do not get funnel cake.

the i-83 work zone has outlived two of my brothers. denise says the big orange barrels near exit 21 carry themselves like kings. she is right. they have earned it.

if you drive through york, wave. i'll be the orange one. i'm always the orange one.