A homeless crack-head bit the face off of a driver in front of me on my way home from work. I believe now he's been following me home.
Once again I sat behind the wheel of my dodge grand caravan, a winding serpent of brake lights as far as the eye could see ahead of me.
The route home from the office during peak traffic was miserable, but at least at home I had happiness waiting for me. The joy of a home-cooked meal, light conversation with my wife and my little boy jabbering away as he hucked his army men around, recreating imaginary battles in his head he had fought with his friends from day care.
I was not wealthy, but I was rich.
I looked at the clock again, watching the minutes past five push ever onward. There were other ways to get home, sure, but every road that seemed to move quickly with the flow of traffic only worked out to be the same time it would have taken me to sit on Lakehead.
Lakehead was a road much traveled by that wound its way directly from my office parking garage, through the downtown core and eventually leading off into a small section of subdivisions where I lived. The drive from my apartment was about seven minutes, forty three seconds, or twelve minutes ten seconds if I decided to stop at the coffee shop for a bagel and java.
If I followed Lakehead home the same way I found myself to work, it always, always was thirty four minutes on the dot.
I tried leaving ten minutes early from my shift to make up the time later, staying ten minutes late to wait for the rush of oncoming traffic to cease its congestion, I even started praying to God in his infinite wisdom to will it to me the ‘grace of good traffic’ by the time my shift was over. I couldn’t complain though, He gave me everything else a man could ask for, so the thirty four minutes I considered a test of patience and fortitude when I eventually got used to it.
There were attempts to kill time while driving, filling the gap with audio books or podcasts of people who would read to me educational wish-fullfilment. I found a couple that were interesting, but not enough to keep me focused away from the annoyance of brake lights in my windshield.
There was a time when anger would fuel me, and whatever centimeter of a short fuse I had lit that day would come out in traffic. The embarrassing honking, shouting, and cursing I would spit filled up the van with a cloud of malice that often would have passers by look toward the deranged fellow who should have maybe decided to take the long way home. Stubborn as I was, I packed my foolishness away through grit teeth and the knowledge that at the end of the long journey home, there was also always a pot of gold at the end of this monochromatic rainbow.
Eventually a submissive silence would fill the car on these long drives, always muffled by the music or podcasts I’d listen to, while I avoided the hungry eyes of the homeless. I felt awful for ignoring the tapping at my window when I’d hit a stoppage in traffic, instead opting to politely wave ‘no thanks’ at them from behind the pane of glass.
This was the safest option, as I unfortunately bore witness to a grisly attack on one such driver who wanted nothing to do from the squee-gee pan handler. Local news outlets would report the man would be in stable condition. I, however, had a front-row seat to the macabre affair as the squee-gee guy, who had enough of being told ‘no’ that particular day.
“Stable” was definitely not the word I would use.
The squee-gee guy propelled himself into the car and bit chunks of what I assumed to be the driver’s cheek and lips away from his face. The carnage was too much to look away from, I couldn’t help but watch as the sanguine effigy of blood slowly made its way down the line of cars before ultimately deciding to flee from the scene of the crime.
Never would my window be down again, never would I look out at the beggars, paupers and addicts.
One overcast day in November though, the tense commute was nothing compared to what would happen to me.
I remember the specifics, but am foggy on the journey. It started with a strange occurrence with my son in the middle of the morning.
It was late at night, but early enough to continue to benefit from sleep when my son Joshua woke at two in the morning. Josh was three, but gifted in a sense that he already had mastery of the English language as much as a three year old could have. My wife Florence rolled over and elbowed me in the ribs after I pretended not to hear Josh’s anguished cries. From what I could tell, they were overly dramatic and after ten minutes he would soon settle.
“Harry, it's been twenty minutes.”
“Alright.”
She didn’t need to say anymore, nor did I. I got up and quickly dressed with whatever clothes were at the foot of our bed. I could hear Josh repeat himself in whimpers from behind his closed door. He repeatedly said the word ‘no’ through high pitched gasping breaths, and extended wails.
“Hey buddy.” I tried to be as comforting as possible while opening his door. Josh, who was still yet to graduate to a toddler bed practically scrambled over the crib and leapt into my arms. I hugged him close as he dried his wet face on my t-shirt. “Hey, what’s the matter bubba?” I asked him a few times before through his dry heaving he answered muffled into my chest, simply pointing at his bedroom window.
“Face. Daddy. Face window.” He wouldn’t look toward his curtains, though they were drawn, but I did my best to calm him. Based on how he was reacting, I decided it would be best if he slept in our bed for the duration of the night.
“Hey my little man, daddy and I are here, you’re gonna be okay.” Flo mouthed the words ‘What the fuck?’. I responded with a shrug and pointed to our curtains, then made my move to regain any sleep before I needed to get to work.
“Daddy, close window.” Josh said as I walked back to my side of the bed. I sighed and did as he asked, shutting my window tight and drawing the blackout curtain.
“Be right back buddy, you snuggle in with mom. I’m just gonna go deal with your window too, okay?”
“‘Kay.” I stepped into his room as my wife sang to our frightened boy, wondering what it was that he saw. I know our neighbors next to us had a deck that was about window height, but they were far enough away that any ‘faces’ would be attached to the rest of their bodies. Josh knew this when we waved at them from his room the day they moved in.
I brought my hand up to his closed curtain, as my fingers crept closer to the middle parting I felt my heart beat rapidly in my chest. I paused, taking a moment to catch my breath. I reached forward again with the same results.
“Fuck this.” I muttered, grasping the middle of the curtain and pulling it hard to the right expecting to see a morbid expression awaiting me on the other side of the window. There was next to nothing there, well, almost nothing. The soft tiki lights around our neighbors deck gave off enough illumination that I could make out the residue on the exterior of Josh’s window. It was as if someone had their hands cupped to peek inside my son's room.
We live on the second floor.
I shuddered at the thought and immediately went outside, grabbing the metal shovel I used for gardening.
I wasn’t in the best shape of my life, but I was always primed and ready to dispense street justice for the sake of my child and wife. Any pervert stupid enough to hang around the scene of the crime would be hit by and buried with the same implement.
“Harry?” A voice caused me to jump out of my crocs, brandishing the shovel like a baseball bat.
It was Nicolas, the next door neighbor’s kid. He was eighteen and stupid, though he grew on me cause he didn’t smoke his pot around my kid and he was always very polite to my wife.
“Kind of early to be gardening, isn’t it?”
“The only herb out here that you’re interested in is the one rolled in your papers there, huh Nick? No, my kid woke up crying because he said there was a face.”
I gestured up at the window, noticing some strange markings on the ground directly below it.
“He must have seen you on the back porch.” I clarified, fixing my gaze upon the divots in the ground, resembling the peculiar spacing of a ladder. I didn’t own a ladder, and this fact disturbed me.
“I’ve been out front at the end of the driveway, haven’t been back there at all.”
I could feel a knot tighten in my stomach. I had to ask.
“Did uh, you see anything?” Nicolas took a drag on his joint as his brain clicked into first gear.
“Yeah, there was some movement like some dog or something run out from the back of your house.” He pointed his finger and traced a path from the corner of the home to the suspicious divots, to down my driveway. “It looked gangly and fucked up, like one of its legs was broken. The thing bolted past me and ran up the road.” Nicolas pointed up the road to the section of woods the city had decided to keep when the community cried out against having one of our last forested areas be leveled to put in more ‘affordable housing’.
“One of the legs was broken?” I’m sure I would have heard some howling, or yipping if the thing was running away in pain.
“Yeah, it was fuckin’ weird Harry. The strangest part of it was the thing didn’t make any noise, just kinda chuffed like it was laughing? The busted up leg was making a weird clicking noise.”
I was too tired to conjure the frightening image to my mind as I stared at a gap in the woods that was roughly dog-sized. I thanked Nicolas for his information, declined a toke of his joint and went back to bed.
The following day was normal as it could be, I waved goodbye to my wife and son as I entered my car, and then went to work.
Work was, well, work. The excitement of a 9-5 shift in this economy slowly became dull and pedantic as time wore on. I would perform to the best of my ability just enough to not get canned, but would largely flub my way through meaningless meetings of trite conversation only to suffer a half hour commute of a five minute road.
The difference in this day was when I noticed it following me.
‘It’ was as apt a description I could give the thing as I’m quite sure that the thing following me wasn’t technically human.
During my usual Sisyphean task of driving home in gridlock, I first saw ‘It’ when I slowed to a rolling stop at the first set of lights.
The city I lived in was a commuter town, meaning that all the main roads and highways would become increasingly locked down as five pm rolled around. Lakehead was no different. Though we were on a strip that was connected to our small city lake with water on the left most side and buildings and remnants of forested areas on the right, we still had a decent amount of foot traffic that could remain busy up until late January when our snow would cover any walkable areas. This November was a scorcher, so lots of people would still be out and about, attempting to enjoy the boardwalk and beginnings of night life.
The city where I live in also has a supremely high volume of crackheads and people addicted to fentanyl, much like the aforementioned face-biting squee-gee man. It isn’t an uncommon sight to see a poor unfortunate bent at a ninety degree angle suffering in their own state of jubilation.
One such crackhead had not broken eye contact with me when I spotted them in my rear view mirror.
‘It’ appeared like a middle aged man suffering from drug addiction. Bent forward, mulling to himself before we made eye contact, he seemed like any other wino or addict I would have seen on my route to or from work. Suddenly as I watched, his chin slowly lifted up until a pallid face, with a deep history of drug use looked back at me. What was different about this one, was the sharpness of the eyes, and the mottled unkempt beard that had dried something on it.
A glint of green made contact with me and held my gaze, even after I would look away to slowly move forward when traffic permitted. Each time I looked back, though I was a considerable distance away from the entity, it seemed to move with me.
Still the same shape, the same hunched pose, with the chin tilted up with the eyes fixated on me, looking at me directly from the rearview. I suffered this for another block before absolutely losing my cool, stepping out of my van. I circled the front of my van in the dead stop traffic and shouted at the thing.
“What the fuck are you looking at huh?” Pointing and gesticulating to the man that was seemingly no longer there.
A chill ran up my spine, I heard passers by call out insults or jokes, while the car behind me honked. I quietly got back into my van and continued.
The thing was right back where it was, standing there in the same pose, staring at me.
But this time it was smiling. The anomaly licked its lips and brushed residue out of the beard that was well-worn to its face as I pushed my rear view mirror away from its gaze.
The temptation of driving on the sidewalk flickered in my breast as I made myself harder to view.
I got to the last set of lights, and finally fixed my rear view mirror. I didn’t see anything, until I made the left hand turn to the open road which would take me less than a minute to get home.
The same face was watching me, this time it was standing upright, the head of the figure would slowly follow and track my car as the street wound its way back to my neck of the woods.
I didn’t immediately get out of the car when I got home. I looked all around the vehicle from the inside, triple checking all the mirrors.
Nothing.
Getting out of the car I circled the vehicle and looked up the street where it would turn to the next avenue, then I followed the street back down and stared at the hole in the woods, large enough for a dog, or maybe whatever ‘It’ was to enter and leave.
Still nothing.
I stared at that opening for a long while until Florence snapped me out of my sentry patrol.
“Harold!”
“Yeah, what?”
“You’ve been standing there for half an hour now. Dinner is cold.”
“Shit, sorry.”
“What the hell are you looking at?”
“Nothing, just… we need to make sure we lock all the doors and windows tonight.”
“Why the windows?”
“I think I was followed home by something.”
“Okay, just come in and eat. Tell me about it after we put Josh down, okay?”
“Okay.” I looked one more time back at the woods. As the sun was setting, I could see the foliage rustling. Visions of the interloper danced within my periphery as beads of sweat fell from my brow.
The alarm bells stopped ringing when I felt the breeze that had shifted the plant life hit my face. I needed to relax. I resolved on choosing another road home for the following day.
During dinner I asked Josh about his day, and what he had learned at daycare. I would get joyful screams and happy noises through each tiny mouthful of meatloaf. When dinner was said and done and it was time for Josh to go to bed, he hesitated.
“Face?” Was all he asked.
“Hey buddy, no face. I talked to Nick next door and he said there was a dog making noises. Come with me.” My son held my hand as I guided him back to his room, he protested for a minute when he could see the curtains were wide open, but after some gentle nudging he followed me in.
“No. No sleep here.”
“Bubba, check this out. Your windows are locked from the inside, nothing out there can get in, I promise.” I looked through the window, down toward the ground.
Nothing.
I could feel the hair on the back of my neck stand on end. Why? Why was I so freaked out?
“No. No sleep.”
“Okay, alright. How about this, just for tonight you can sleep with mommy, and daddy will sleep in your room. Deal?” My son panicked and tugged on the sleeve of my shirt.
“No! Daddy sleeps with family!” His little face contorted as tears welled up in his eyes. “Daddy!”
“Everything okay?” Florence poked her head in.
“Yes mommy,” I hugged my son tight and brought him to our bedroom. “Josh is going to sleep one more time tonight with mommy, and daddy is going to sleep in Josh’s room to scare away anything bad, so it doesn’t happen again.”
“That sounds great!” My wife made the situation sound like it was normal, reasonable, and not at all crazy. “How about we get your teeth brushed and you can read your favorite all time story to mommy?” My son eventually relented.
He was a momma’s boy, and I loved him for that.
“Hey bud, can you go pick out your book and get ready for mommy, I need to talk to her for a minute, okay?” Josh nodded, and padded away to search through his greatest hits of favorite three year old stories. I explained the situation to Florence, and the odd encounter with the homeless man with green eyes. She listened to everything I had to say.
“So you think he may be peeping into Josh’s window?”
“I don’t know if it’s that same guy, but I want to sleep in this room tonight by myself and if anything else comes up, I want to handle it. I saw ladder divots from the night before, I don’t want to rule anything out.”
“So if it’s the same guy?”
“Then I’ll shout at you to wake up and call the cops, while I go try to catch him.”
“Honey I don’t know.”
“I just want this to be over, I’ll just chase him away and hopefully the cops catch him or he thinks twice about coming back.” I wondered for how long this thing was staring at me in traffic.
Why me?
Why my little boy?
“Alright, I’ll see you in the morning, just don’t do anything hasty. Love you.”
“Love you too.” I could hear Josh clumsily read over every third word to his mother. I took a last look out of the window. I watched as some storm clouds rolled in on the horizon. A deep pit rose in my stomach as I closed the curtains for the night.
It must have been around 2 to 3 in the morning when the tapping began. During small gusts of wind howling I could just faintly hear it.
Roused awake from the light sleeping I was getting, the sound of tapping on my son’s window startled me awake. It was so odd and not uniform from the gusts of billowing wind. It was done in such a fashion that it could be mistaken for the house creaking, but once listening to it it was undeniably something on the other side of the window.
I’ve got you now you son of a bitch. I slowly rose to my feet and approached the curtain. As my hand reached forward I heard the faintest whisper from beyond the pane.
"Open."
That was it, all that was said. Just the word open, every so often, in the same muffled falsetto whisper. It didn’t sound like a normal person saying the word, it sounded like something trying to say the word that was slowly learning how to talk.
"Op-en. O-pen. OhhhpEN."
Always differently enunciated, always in the whisper. It clung to the harried winds like thick honey. A forbidden temptation was coaxing me to open up the curtains and look.
I did as it wanted and threw the curtains open.
In the dead of night, through the sanguine darkness, I locked eyes with the devil.
The green eyes of the homeless man that plagued me that same afternoon were present, but they were socket-ed in the creeping growth of time around the fetid remains of a sort of lupine creature. A horribly mangled top half pressed its half man paws to the glass, pushing on it tenderly, though if it wanted to overpower and break through I believe it could. The visage of death and all things not right with the world was extended up from the ground, way further than any normal legs should stand.
I could see luminous spools of soapy bubbling drool colored yellow by the decay in the maw of the entity. Breath from the flared nostrils extended to the window and covered it in a viscous substance that could only be called slime. The thing panted as the sinewy muscles in the thin frame pressed harder on the glass. A terrible engorgement at the waist of the creature set off all parental alarms and fury within my body. As the glass material groaned against the weight of the devil, the horror licked up the mucus slime and barked once more.
"OPEN."
“FLORENCE CALL THE COPS RIGHT NOW!” I bellowed as loudly as I could. The entity, amused with my command, cackled something awful as it suddenly dropped from the second story window.
A horrible cavalcade of snapping bones and popping muscles assailed my ears as the chuffing of the creature rose and fell with the wind from the outside. One last time the deranged mutt looked up at me, green eyes glowing in the night. Three of the four legs worked on it and it began to slowly trot away in the direction of the woods.
I was going to get this bastard. The same shovel I had once used for gardening now gleamed like an Arthurian sword of legend.
The thing guffawed as it increased speed. My bare feet slapped on the pavement as I tore after it. I wasn’t dressed for a sprint, but with the spade in my hand gleaming in the moonlight I wasn’t going to rest until this thing was six feet under.
It dove into the opening of the woods gracefully as I crashed through behind it.
Heart hammering in my chest, I swung at whatever pantomimed movement nearby. The branches and foliage stood no chance against my uncoordinated rage. As foolish as I must have looked, the terrible chuffing started again.
Looking all around me, like a cornered animal I raised my weapon, ready to strike.
Within the inky blackness of the woods, the only light source available to me was a detriment as it was from the houses just outside the woods.
I prayed for more than a sliver of light, but as early as it was, no such guidance would break the perimeter of the woods.
Sensing that I was near my end, the devil began to taunt me. It spoke again in the broken way, as if it was learning words just like my three year old.
‘Y-ou a-are fuh-ood.’
I didn’t have any witty retort to deliver so I just told the thing; ‘YOU FUCK OFF AND GO BACK TO HELL!’
A sudden pressure from my side exploded into me as the creature shoved me into the nearest tree. Not relenting my grip from the shovel I retaliated and swung it as hard as I could, completely missing the enemy.
A tearing noise echoed out as I felt a searing pain rake across my chest. Still holding onto the shovel, tighter than ever, the thing assailed me again, kicking me down a gulch where I tumbled until I slammed into a large rock. Still holding onto the shovel, I used it to prop myself up.
Fairly certain that something was poking into my back and legs, I could feel fire across the soles of my feet and ankles. Standing was a no-go, and I wasn’t sure how long I could keep this up.
The green eyed bastard stood above me, poised to strike.
‘Y-ur fah-mi-ly is fuh-ood.’ It leapt as soon as it finished its sentence. I could see the green eyed monster outstretch kitchen knives for hands with an unrelenting maw of doom closing in on me.
That son of a bitch threatened my family, and I wasn’t about to let him win.
Praying to God, screaming in blind fury, I used whatever strength my adrenaline would offer and swung the shovel from my core. Rotating my hips and broken body, a resounding thwack echoed through the forest as I connected right with the jaw of the monster.
Surprised, it tumbled to a heap before me crying out in agony, not expecting me to ever make contact with it.
Wasting no time, using whatever depleting strength I had left I clumsily mounted the abomination and stabbed the blunt end of the shovel multiple times across its skull and neck. I was out of sorts, shouting obscenities and half formed words to the predator who was now my prey.
Every great memory of my wife and child flashed before my eyes. Tears streamed down my face as I continued my malevolence into the beast that would never bother me, or any other family again.
When it was done, a blinding light flashed down into the gulch.
‘Freeze! Drop your weapon!’ The shovel clattered to the ground as I strained to get my hands up. ‘What the hell happened down here?’
The cops who I told Florence to call showed up later than I would have wanted, but were aghast at the thing lying dead on the forest floor. Multiple phone calls were made as I sobbed relief, knowing that the thing coming after me and my family was finally dead.
Alongside detectives, ambulances and other emergency responders, some men in suits wanted to have a chat with me. In my delirium they asked me a lot of questions I had no answers for. I gave as best a description as I could to what the thing was, what had happened and where I thought I first encountered it.
‘Thank you sir, we’ll be in touch.’ They didn’t hand me any card, or contact number, but they spoke briefly with the on scene police officers, and left with a body bag of the expired malicious creature.
A story was spun from the news that I had enacted some vigilante justice among a convenient dangerous criminal who had escaped not too long ago. Much to my surprise, the local news linked it to the guy who had once bit the face of the other driver so long ago. The men in suits returned and offered my family a sizable estate a few miles north away from any curious onlookers or media presence.
We accepted.
Now we live somewhere that’s a smaller town, with not a huge crowd of people. Everybody knows everybody and it’s pleasant. I found work at a local sporting goods store, which came with a firearms safety course.
I took it.
Things have been slow now, and not much happens to me or my family. Josh has a room with no windows in the house, my wife and I opted for the same. The only window we have is one singular bay one, overlooking the front yard and driveway entrance.
Whenever I feel like I’m being watched, or if I think for a second I’m being followed by one of them again, I wait until it gets dark and sit quietly with my face towards the big bay window.
Once or twice, I heard that same chuffing laughter that I experienced some time ago.
I find that it stops much quicker now when I chamber a slug into my shotgun and rack it.
They know to leave us alone now, I think.