Ren: we all go at once?
Winslow: no, our human is used to that… what if we pair up and go two at a time?
Holly: sounds good! But there’s one spot without a partner… I call dibs!
Ren: Okie Holly, you can cuddle hoom on your own…
Holly: yay!
Ethan: there are so many different types of bear! There brown bears and white bears and black bears and pandas and green and blue bears and they all so cool!
Holly: shonks are mostly blue, Ethan, but some also come in colours like pink or grey, like Bloop!
Ethan: I know! We all so cool!
Except this time Holly is leaning against the wall because there is no way she could have three haj on her head without support
Emily: they called Bloop and they even smaller than me! Hoom’s partner adopted Bloop on holiday and we love both Bloop and Hoom’s partner lots!
Ren: hoom got glasses today! I think I look good in them!
Rains hoom (u/LittenKid88) has a snorlax friend and Ren wanted to be a bit silly
If you’re going to cuddleball, you can come round here and we can all travel to the cuddleball game tomorrow! Also come over for snaccs, sleeps, training and a movie!
Holly: I knew I loved him cuz he was really funny and smart and friendly! Why?
Ren: oh… n-no reason!
Ren: hoom got reading glasses cuz sometimes words be too small, but now she need far away glasses so she can read far away words! Why she have so many glasses? Can I have some?
I couldn’t adopt him because I don’t have the money but I was reassured he was having lots of fun up high with his panda, Sylveon and other shonk friends
Ethan: hehe, the characters we named after being so sneaky
Emily: we see all… wait, does hoom have a magic book?
Ethan: hoom not called Andi but… she has lots of books, one gotta be magic!
Emily: let’s go look!
Ren: we heard there gonna be a teddy bear picnic but we not invited!
Holly: what if we were to make one and invite all our blahaj subreddit friends?
Ren: yeah! Then it not just teddy bears but all cuddly frens!
Ethan: you’ve got so many frens like you! You also kinda remind me of one of my frens…