u/gr8ful313

Image 1 — Have you seen my penits?
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Have you seen my penits?

My son has run off again on a side quest (he’s a sucker for cutie bass wooks and clown strippers, can’t blame him) but this is the longest he’s adventured on his own in his 7 years of life
If you see him at an event please help him find his way back home! He’s about a foot and some change tall, is missing his left eye, has squeaky balls, and responds to Throbby, Throbert, or Throb! (Full government name Throbert Dabalina II)
He was last seen Sunday night (May 10th) at the Crouching Tiger Hidden Goose cozy-dome behind the wormhole stage at The Untz Festival.
He’s named after a dear friend who passed away and is so very special to me. His Bay Area family misses him sososo very much
I’m very willing to work out a reward for anyone who helps him make his way home

u/gr8ful313 — 16 hours ago
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Have u seen my penits ??

My son has gone off on the ultimate side quest. i trust he’ll find his way back home, but this is the longest he’s been away from home in his whole 7 years of life!
He’s was last seen at the Crouching Tiger Hidden Goose cozy dome behind the Wormhole stage.
He’s about a foot tall, has one eye, has squeaky balls and responds to Throbby, Throbert, and Thob.
He’s my best friend and has gone everywhere with me since the day he was born. he’s named after a close friend who passed away that I share a pnis pillow inside joke with. He’s a very special pnis and I miss him everyday. He’s very loved by my Bay Area, Sierra Nevada, and far beyond communities 🙏

He’s survived 4 stilldreams, 3 Untz’, 2 Folsom street fairs and Burning man yall.. homie’s a vet, and I know he’ll come home soon. if you see him just let him know his Bay Area family misses him everyday and his mama is worried SICK

u/gr8ful313 — 24 hours ago