everyone sucks here except michael (your fault london)
yo i can't even hold you guys this movie is ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT CRAZY. first and foremost; to clarify, i have not and will not put myself through the first movie as it doesn't have michael so i don't care.
michael was the only one CONSISTENTLY supportive, who acted friendly towards nick and the general group and while obviously homeboy was a LITTLE close for just a friend, can we really blame him when every 2 seconds noah is crying about nick doing something abusive and terrible and toxic and explaining how they're together but not really together.
nick is entirely self-serving, a dickhead and just an annoying little pest who continuously lies, pretends he didn't then blames noah for his downfalls.
EQUALLY she's annoying for accepting him for his lies, getting mad he lies again, then being like "oh well he won't do it again" and then he does it again and she acts surprised.
briar is just whatever, i know they have more lore in the first movie idk. jenna & lion are doin their own thing so i don't count them.
MICHAEL IS AN INNOCENT AND VIBRANT SOUL AND HE DESERVES BETTER. JUSTICE FOR MICHAEL.
also there's literally no end-game for noah and nick anyways bro they're literally step-siblings, how's that marriage gonna go down..