Marni has spent the better part of her anniversary selling her polyester crap for pennies on Vinted
u/heyfreesamples — 4 days ago
Home reset, fall fun to do list, had “every intention” on making it to the 9 am church service but overslept so she’s gonna prep dinner in the crockpot and try to make it to the 11 o’clock service
u/heyfreesamples — 11 days ago
Marni is planning a “Carmel apple party” after being influenced by one of her followers
u/heyfreesamples — 11 days ago
Back home from vacation, “majorly slept in”, haven’t worked out in a week, going to a 9:30am workout class and getting a massage after, naps are not as long as they used to be, anatomy scan is coming up, talks about peeing herself while brushing teeth and farting
u/heyfreesamples — 17 days ago
Peed on herself twice today. Her and Frank died laughing.
u/heyfreesamples — 17 days ago
Marni has used AI tons of times to shill Walmart and Amazon junk but suddenly discovers it’s a problem now because other content creators are getting better engagement with it
u/heyfreesamples — 18 days ago
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Cole living his best life away from Marni and with the cats 😸
u/heyfreesamples — 19 days ago
Marni’s boring stories during her keys trip with Frank’s fam
u/heyfreesamples — 20 days ago
In Key West celebrating Frank Jr’s parents both turning 60 this year. On her morning walk, it’s nice and breezy, no humidity, Frank’s parents drove their boat down there so they might go on the boat today
u/heyfreesamples — 24 days ago
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Pregnant Marni claims she got all these chores done by 7:15am 🤥
u/heyfreesamples — 26 days ago
Amazon maternity outfits/bathing suits for their keys trip, they leave on Sunday, “treadmeal” “my jugs are huge” “big mama”, thank you Jesus sunset pic with a house in the background that’s not a middle unit townhouse
u/heyfreesamples — 26 days ago
17 weeks today, annoyed that Layla is in her office ruining her selfie and not in Frank’s office, links her Yū powders, breakfast with Jordynn, walk in her neighborhood, “workout class”, nap
u/heyfreesamples — 27 days ago
Marni is advertising a ribbed “onsie” (she means onesie) she got in a 3 pack on Amazon. She did a medium! Meeting a girlfriend for breakfast. Huffing and puffing into the phone mic 😮💨
u/heyfreesamples — 27 days ago
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“Just craving desperately the touch of my husband”
u/heyfreesamples — 28 days ago
Mac and cheese immediently after the salad, blames heartburn on salad dressing, says she should’ve just had a pizza, eats an apple on camera and Frank jr says “I’ve never seen you eat an apple.. until you were pregnant”
u/heyfreesamples — 28 days ago
Slow Monday, going on vacation next week, gonna hear baby’s heartbeat for the first time at dr’s appt today, shocked at the amount of laundry between her and Frank, gonna try to make enchiladas for the first time, got recipe from MIL, went to Texas Roadhouse after appt so enchiladas tomorrow
u/heyfreesamples — 1 month ago
I have a feeling she did not write this (her annual 9/11 post)
u/heyfreesamples — 1 month ago