r/ShitMomGroupsSay

Thankfully only 1 comment was crazy, but still it only takes one...

Someone posted in a New Zealand mums group about their child's first (seemingly developmentally normal) nightmare about snakes. Most of the replies were completely normal, but one mum thinks CERN in Switzerland might be to blame 🤔🤔

With lovely parents (two different posts)...

Just some highlights from one group since everyone got started with B2S... There's SO many more.

We need a School/ Education flair of some kind ;)

Hopefully you all the names/ groups this time so I don't have to delete and re-add AGAIN

The other crazy part about it were some other women giving her "pointers" on what to do such as how to pretend you are on birth control and how to secretly track ovulation. One even admitted to doing this twice and pretending her bc failed when she wasn't on it at all.

EDIT: she planned on going off bc, tracking her cycle, using ovulation strips and if she got pregnant she was going to pretend her bc failed

"Don't help teach kids to talk properly because it's cute when they "him is eating a hotdog."."

Imagine posting something like this about your grown daughter. This did not come from a genuine place of concern lol. Oh no her poor husband has to unload the dishwasher what will he do ?!

These babies are 2-3 months old. The comments were very fun though.

ETA : she had to update her post with a comment after all the comments trolling her. Picture in comments.
Also apparently her pediatrician agrees baby is advanced, and he says "hi good Mama Dada" 🙈