u/heyuBassgai

We gotta talk about Vance...

I know he's well liked and I congratulate him on his weight loss, but the giant pile of sunflower seed husks is an unsightly addition to the aesthetic we are promoting. Especially with the new ballpark on the way. Sunflower seeds on the field means pigeons and rats, plus someone has to clean that mess up. You want to fix the team, let's start by finding a third base coach that doesn't litter all over our park. If he spent less time on them seeds and more time on his job 8 bet we win 2 or three more games. It's Kauffman Stadium, not Texas Roadhouse. /S

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u/heyuBassgai — 2 days ago