Aside from the obvious "the game won't let you use 5 billion healing items on an NPC and also won't let you pick up an NPC and carry them around", why wouldn't giving Saint Trina the various Miquella bits to heal her up work?
Because this feels objectively stupid to me, but I can't actually think of a reason why it wouldn't.
Any ideas on how to make this design actually good enough? I know it's not bad, but it needs to be better
Two of the most unexplained elements in the game are WTF is the snakesplosions and WTF happened to Loran.
Can it be proven that they weren't connected? What if there was a sand great one in Loran that was also a snake?
My evidence for this consists of the suspiciously snaky clocktower rune and the kinda similar spirals all across the frontier (which is probably established to be a memory of Loran by this point). There's gotta be something spooky about the snakes, otherwise the Madaras whistle makes no sense.
I fully understand that this nonsense is well past thumbtacks and string, since I have no proof, but I still haven't found anything that DISproves it either. Any thoughts?