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congrats! for the last week of summer vacation, vesper will mind control a vtuber gen/group (including ones who are graduated/terminated to make it full) and make them think you are their friend for a long roadtrip. everything will be reverted after and they will all forget about you once they leave. assume you know their plans, no language barrier exists, and the vehicle is large enough to hold you all in. also, they are all loaded and are gaslit that you are unemployed and between jobs, so they will cover the cost as courtesy.

• males: tempus vg (altare, magni, axel, vesper): i want vesper to drive our lazy zoomer/early zoomer asses across the us west coast in a 2023 ford escape titanium, axel will be the one navigating for us, altare will be the one responsible for the planning/bookings, and magni will be the one in charge of meals/attactions. vesper will forget to pack his meds and will suffer an nervous breakdown when we get pulled over.
• females: the bikini bottoms (numi, shylily, bao): bao owns a hyundai palisade so we are jumping into that while going through the rockies. shylily will be the one in charge of planning and numi is there for meals. they are fine with doing sesbian lex with me watching and is willing to do cuck chair moments with me while at the hotel stops.
• mixed: holored (jurard, flayon, ollie, liz): liz will pick us up from manchester and will take us across the uk in a volkswagen taigo. ollie and flayon will be the onee-san and the onii-san, respectively to take care of jurard and me. then we will be pulled over and get all deported (minus liz) after because of some new bs uk immigration/visa laws.

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male, footjob: hakka in his tengu form, mfer will try to insert one of his talons into the urethra to scrap the insides while laughing at me

female, footjob: (hot take) roboco in her standard form, it wont feel nice; imagine having crane claws made of cold hard steel stroking at it. plus she could easily crush it accidentally. they are sexy though but not for me.

male, shoejob: flayon, his kusogaki personality and a history of kicking guys with his spiked shoes in the balls means my meat will turn into something from liveleak

female, shoejob: gigi, she'll go ham and turn into hamburger

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• male, sleep on them: lord aethelstan, i can see why nyanners is dating him; he probably doubles as a stiff mattress due to his muscles
• female, sleep on them: bae, if suisei described her abs as rock-hard, fuck yeah i will use them to cure my stiff necks that i get in the morning
• male, sleep on me: flayon, hes huggable and lightweight, meaning he wont crush me when he experiences sleep apnea
• female, sleep on me: kronii, she'll pin me down until i pass out, then she'll use me as a pillow

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for those who dont know the starslaves program; heres lore. basically a horny post where holostars gets "reorganized" to "assist" the girls

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• female: obvious answers would be the more chud phase-connect talents, nimi, and shiori, but im willing to bet kronii, ollie, and scarle of nijisanji en probably would be frequent lurkers here lmao.
• male: this would be jurard's domain, knowing how holotard he can be. im willing to bet flayon, shinri and vesper might be one as well due to how they match the internet freakiness

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vesper did an oopsie; he infected himself with his own virus in another timeline and now he is patient zero. he bit someone in time square in nyc and it is now spreading quickly. in-lore events apply.

for me, ill be choosing 28 days later zombies:

• shiori: days-weeks, shell go down fighting with her scissors if they find where she holds up in
• kronii: months-years, as long as she can escape to a remote part of canada, she'll be fine, otherwise weeks
• bettel: weeks; unless he has a gun, he might get raided...
• ollie: days-weeks, shes in a major metropolitian area, she needs to lock-in to survive longer
• jurard: months-years, he should be fine if he can get to his family's ranch, unless they find where he will hold up in lmao
• liz: one month+, this is 28 days later after all
• flayon: hard to say because he is in japan now, ill give him days-weeks if he can use his athleticism to outrun them. more if he can gtfo out of tokyo
• ruze: months; i feel like the trailer park he lives in would band together very well to form a survival community

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/uh context: im not the best in cardio; im more of a strength/power person, so im fucked if i was chased by the athletic ones irl lol

/rh congrats! vesper's next experiment is to recreate the 28 weeks later intro, where don was being chased by the infected after they broke into their safehouse. you will try to run away from a vtuber of your choice, but they will always know your location. they have to chase you on foot, so no using vehicles. enjoy.

• male, in-lore: flayon, octavio, altare, jurard, ruze, axel, invain, k9kuro, bettel, shiki katagami, roy chiato, cyyu, ryoma barrenwort, lord aethelstan, roberu
• male, irl: flayon, altare, axel, invain, jurard, ruze, lord aethelstan, vesper, temma
• female, in-lore: kiara, ina, calli, kronii, bae, nimi, mumei, shiori, nerissa, biboo, liz, gigi, cece, raora, scarle, matara kan, kson, numi, filian, saruei, choco, roboco, suisei, tenma, lilith o'leerie, sayu sincrosiity, dokibird, mint fantome, whiskey_project, froot, juniper, fubuki, ollie, towa, noel, botan, ao, raden, la+, clio aite, amalee, mikeneko,
• female, irl: ina, calli, kronii, mumei, bae, liz, kson, filian, ollie, botan, korone, buffpup, tomoe umari, bao