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• female: kronii, she's still relatively inexperienced as a driver so her skills will be wild when she attempts to hug those turns. but emi kuruma is a car mechanic, an amateur racer, and a filipina so she also has a high priority
• male: jurard, he cannot drive and almost died one time but he would be amazing at it. alternatively inazuma superspeed because he is an actual racer irl too

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i asked for the worst, now i ask for the best (kinda).

• male: shinri is the most mature out there and i think would vibe with the most, mfer lived with roommates throughout his life and can most likely tolerate my incompetence/neurodivergent behavior. plus he has a similar diet/food choice and he knows how to be financially stable with his etf portfolios and budgeting. others would be altare, jurard, flayon, goldbullet, axel, octavio, shiki katagami of fsp en, dubstep (indie), and wilson of nijisanji en.
• female: bae is the closest i think that we could share the same vibes; similar interests, lifestyles, diet, cleanliness, etc. this time i would have to be the one that will step up for the normal everyday stuff, but thats fine by me. others would be ina, dokibird, klara charmwood of nijisanji en and matara kan.

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context: pr in bench is 185 lbs, usually do 10 reps of 155 lbs in 3 sets, and im a 140 lbs dude

• bench pressing (female): nerissa, irys, gura, bae, cece, fillian
• bench pressing (male): bettel, maybe bettel 2, that's it
• being bench pressed (female): calli, buffpup, noel, tomoe umari, kronii, liz
• being bench pressed (male): lord aethelstan, flayon, temma, oga, jurard, ruze, shein, aruran, altare, ryoma barrenwort, vain,

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/uh lets say that in an alt reality manipulated by an evil vesper took over ours where:

• hitome chris didnt cause issues
• mano aloe never did an oopsie
• coco never said the t word and the chinese branch was still a thing
• rushia muted her notifications actually got help with her mental conditions
• mel was secretive of her work
• sana was able to balance her life and was in fine health
• kira, kanata, and ao were in decent health
• suzaku's and kaoru's personal issues never happened
• vesper was fit for the corpo vtuber life
• magni was allowed to let his ideas run more free
• gamma had decent relationships with management
• the 2024-2025 grad waves never had significant disagreements with management
• nijisanji's upper management was replaced with someone more like cover's
• vshojo, idol, and globie was actually profitable

what would they be doing and what do you think they would be known for now?

i feel like for the following people that i follow/know really i suspect:

• rushia: would still be the top dog for superchats, but most likely would eventually get actual help while keeping the persona up
• coco: would still be very influential in all the branches and be the one organizing cross-branch events and collabs
• fauna: would still carry holo mc and make holotale a permanent series
• vesper: would be mesmerized by biboo and gigi running around, brought by kronii
• magni: would run a podcast with bettel due to their comedic value
• gura: still wont stream

/rh they would blame evil vesper for stealing ame's time travel powers and messing with the timeline