
Here’s my perfect lawn.
I water it 15-20 times per day.
I know our reservoirs are getting low but my grass is important to me. I like the way it feels beneath my feet.
I have questioned whether I should be watering so much with drought, but I’m a turbo twat so I don’t care.
Also climate change isn’t real, and anyone that believes in climate change is a nut job. Go and look on Facebook and you’ll find out very quickly that climate change isn’t real, and the drought is completely made up!
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Hope your lawn is just as satisfying to look at when you’ve got no running tap water. I’ll be nominating some of you for a Darwin Award.
In the meantime, stop creaming over your lawn and try to form a single critical thought you smooth-brained cunts.