u/ianKasperSlater

Morning bud. Happy Memorial Day weekend. Did anyone thank you for your service today?

Mods just a video idea for a guy i appreciate.

Live life as though you are living through history.

‐Probably along the lines of someone important once said

Ian Andrew Slater is my legal name given to me by my bitch ass father, who also abandoned his family in pursuit of pussy. It translates into contemporary English as “a roofer who is a gift from God.” The problem is I am a Sadistic Catholic who believes in Jesus Christ but not the Heavenly Father. My Holy Ghost is my callsign, Kasper, stolen from LPO Casper of the Tucson Police Department. 

Drawing on my Finngolian ancestry I would like to be known as Kasper Kahn Karlson. I am a dirty mercenary who leveraged everything in his life to take over the US Federal government's executive branch in order to bypass a do nothing Congress. 

Private military contractor is just a fancy way of saying merc or gun for hire. I have never fired a shot in anger but my operation's kill count is artificially inflated into the millions. I brought back the OSS as a PMC to do the dirty work so I could Oliver North my ass in front of Congress in order to bring on radical change. Even if I fail, I am still one of the richest men in the world. Who wants to buy an island in the Caribbean? I know one going for super cheap right now owned by a Mossad bagman.

https://youtu.be/fghbF\_u5-Hs?si=SpaUNWKwaf9XbGuZ

Fuck GTAVI. I want to see my favorite video game series get a reboot.

https://youtu.be/YBcolH7LS8c?si=Gd2D0N48CW3KFhpg

https://youtu.be/dYU8C8gGlKg?si=ZGFYPtFrmjMvruuw

If you follow my rabbit hole you will learn about what Scandinavian Socialism really is. 

https://youtu.be/HlSee59wViE?si=S\_AcS\_UH593FiNSZ

https://youtu.be/AoGKh0S5BG0?si=jEqWedHnfJztxJo5

https://youtu.be/B8D-8rHjyF4?si=yyGlJZbiOnEOmkVJ

Are you ready to Occupy Mars? The Jewish Space Lasers are fully deployed firing on all cylinders.

https://www.reddit.com/r/wendigoon/s/rjiJ1NEWnQ

https://youtu.be/hrkuo0y8gMU?si=K5reF0iXD\_JU9iPC

https://youtu.be/JBBeOzVp6dc?si=DV6PkCsI4rU5ALI\_

Mad Max Style

https://youtu.be/EpXX9AoTIlg?si=ZAEBk9jVH58HS4vs

Do you know why Ram Charger doors are so expensive? As a jack of all trades I do.

The best piece of advice I received is from my real father. 

“If you are ever drafted, play dumb they will put you on communications”- ABC

https://youtu.be/oO6wj41jUPo?si=-lb7KcYVlHr4VtDW

https://youtu.be/j9OfrQnijM4?si=eiIlNHOjwHKHIlPZ

If AOC actually worked for a living instead of exploiting her tits and big booty Latina physique.

https://youtu.be/-DlukUWtoCU?si=o10kdnTlYO-c3Y6x

https://youtu.be/W\_TQsM3ho6k?si=SVzExdh\_awwAwni7

Still waiting for Ryan Grimm. The bad boy at this news organization to respond to my email.

Your favorite historian used to pull wire. Maybe he is like myself and pulled wire for the NSA at one point in his career. Or just maybe he is working for the OSS disseminating allegorical propaganda…

https://youtu.be/3MeO1TcHnvg?si=ZJ0yoYJ3dxx65h4j

https://youtu.be/tR2nBI0Y-XY?si=AxMEgTPc6r77-Dy4

https://youtu.be/UXYcRdw-xA8?si=zE8LuabuglyuJg-f

You never know with sparkies. We know how to burn your house down without lighting a match.

https://youtu.be/NK5Y4YD0mOA?si=1WhZG9DdnKQ4INs4

https://youtu.be/\_3eC35LoF4U?si=YLaDKbqNIVwViPgd

All while listening to music, talking mad shit, and throwing our trash on the ground for the other trades to deal with. So we can leave early to fuck our wife. Maybe yours too. 

You can live without running water. It is not that hard. Been there, done that. Have a cool pipe wrench. Could you survive without telecommunications or power? For 99 percent of the population the answer is no.

I spent my summers being raised in the Emerald Triangle by a German theatre Korean War Veteran, chicken farmer, loan shark, fisherman, lumberjack, drunk, cigarette smoker, special-education teacher's husband, college dropout, realtor, 1st generation American, only child, Rotary Club President and most importantly Finn.

My hypothesis is that he did some secret squirrel stuff during the war because of how he used to yell in his sleep and his hatred for commies. I don't want to see documents. I want his memory to be something I craft as the Minister of Propaganda. 

https://youtube.com/shorts/Wx-cGRb5nu0?si=UZi7ikBdLh2OtxAI

To get the full story you need to become a pepperback for the low price of 8 dollars a month.

I wish I could show you the election results but they are behind a pay wall. Just remember to use a flared base when smuggling a watch in your ass.

https://youtu.be/Fg7VzWHW\_q0?si=RpIqgG\_FRnoOCmdA

https://youtu.be/Qp5SvC0zcBU?si=OtEcevS3nAlsjS8v

The gnomes are in the transcripts…unredacted.

You know what we do to pigs in America? Fatten them up for slaughter.

https://youtu.be/QflQfRbdJBE?si=ryVIc1a9DqDcGcQb

https://youtu.be/e-cInUK92bc?si=cNqYz4oMEzhf13-7

Can you read between the lines I am willing to cross?

Vote Kasper in this year's snap elections held on 9/11/26…if my High Tech Houdini Ass can pull this off.

https://youtu.be/BC19kwABFwc?si=DW46rNKI0AJd8qYF

https://youtu.be/suAR1PYFNYA?si=G9uDGfYohGapFhdM

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u/ianKasperSlater — 6 hours ago

The mod I dealt with at on r/Iama said I wasn't 100 percent, so I went for a drive to clear my head. At least I got to see my son.

u/ianKasperSlater — 17 days ago
▲ 25 r/fightclub+2 crossposts

Mods,

I want to to create an AMA. I have many claims I want to make during it. Some of the claims I can provide proof for others I am unable to due censorship out caution by various social media companies including reddit. Given this subreddit's arbitrary requirement to use imgur my proof was deemed insufficient. I am willing to comply if I can get my AMA on the best AMA subreddit in my opinion.

I work within the intelligence community as an unpaid contractor who does not sign secrecy agreements nor do I knowingly hold a security clearance. The best allegory to describe me is the movie series "The Girl with a Dragon Tattoo". On paper I am Severely Mentally Ill(SMI) due to a bipolar diagnosis and I became a ward of the state for my psychiatric needs in exchange dismissing of felony gun charges after I was quietly arrested by the FBI's Joint Terrorism Task Force and Tempe PD on 12/28/2018.

I have gone by many names in the past. My original reddit account was u/senorfozz. It was terminated after I posted an ask me anything titled "I am a Superpredator. AMA" if I remember correctly. One comment that stood out was a user calling my cat Lionel a CIA agent likely because they saw my removed post from r/defcon titled Operation: BIKINEH KITTEH. Superpredator is just another word for sociopath which I tick many of the boxes for but have never been given a diagnosis for by a licensed provider.

The proof I am going to provide in this message pertains to the origination of the EPA's 4200 mile malfunctioning DEF system rule that goes into effect in 2027. The delay for the rule taking effect is to prevent my network from insider trading this time. If the rule went into effect immediately I would have been able to short stocks of car and truck companies. I don't know how much my operation is worth when all assets and commissions are accounted for. Last time I spoke to someone in person who knew exactly who I was, I was told not to worry about it. The operation has been active for almost 8 years and I would estimate it in the billions.

https://imgur.com/gallery/eAN9GTZ

I got my dates mixed up in the message to Jamin as I work as a mobile mechanic and was in the midst of diagnosing a truck for part of it. The EPA rule was announced a week after me messaging him. I am a busy guy...

I am also going to include a link to a podcast I "Dog Whistle" with. I am more than happy to explain what I mean by this statement. To facilitate that discussion please watch the whole thing. I know it is long but I think it is necessary.

I have never met any of these men in person nor have we communicated in a two way text conversation on one platform or several. I just watch their content and I believe they like my work.

https://youtu.be/El2Qnd6-2uA?si=AYAh8\_j3psegoWDY

I got my start in the covert intel world after I kidnapped a pedophile with the goal of killing him with the help of a self proclaimed counter intelligence officer. Marcus, a retired Special Forces sniper is likely dead because when we met he was dying of late bone marrow cancer or at least that is what his wife and Marcus told me. I have trust issues due to the nature of my work.

Thank you for starting to consider this AMA I know the burden of proof is on me to build enough trust to let me use this subreddit. And yes I can get my karma score in the positive if necessary.

Kasper

For my safety I do not wish to provide an image of my face at this time. I am willing to after talking to the proper authorities and setting up a protection plan. My legal name is Ian Andrew Slater. DOB 9/5/1991. I don't know what address you could use for a background check. I don't pay rent or have a mortgage. My truck is registered at XXXX. It is a short term rental property I use as a forward operating base.

u/ianKasperSlater — 14 hours ago