Morning bud. Happy Memorial Day weekend. Did anyone thank you for your service today?
Mods just a video idea for a guy i appreciate.
Live life as though you are living through history.
‐Probably along the lines of someone important once said
Ian Andrew Slater is my legal name given to me by my bitch ass father, who also abandoned his family in pursuit of pussy. It translates into contemporary English as “a roofer who is a gift from God.” The problem is I am a Sadistic Catholic who believes in Jesus Christ but not the Heavenly Father. My Holy Ghost is my callsign, Kasper, stolen from LPO Casper of the Tucson Police Department.
Drawing on my Finngolian ancestry I would like to be known as Kasper Kahn Karlson. I am a dirty mercenary who leveraged everything in his life to take over the US Federal government's executive branch in order to bypass a do nothing Congress.
Private military contractor is just a fancy way of saying merc or gun for hire. I have never fired a shot in anger but my operation's kill count is artificially inflated into the millions. I brought back the OSS as a PMC to do the dirty work so I could Oliver North my ass in front of Congress in order to bring on radical change. Even if I fail, I am still one of the richest men in the world. Who wants to buy an island in the Caribbean? I know one going for super cheap right now owned by a Mossad bagman.
https://youtu.be/fghbF\_u5-Hs?si=SpaUNWKwaf9XbGuZ
Fuck GTAVI. I want to see my favorite video game series get a reboot.
https://youtu.be/YBcolH7LS8c?si=Gd2D0N48CW3KFhpg
https://youtu.be/dYU8C8gGlKg?si=ZGFYPtFrmjMvruuw
If you follow my rabbit hole you will learn about what Scandinavian Socialism really is.
https://youtu.be/HlSee59wViE?si=S\_AcS\_UH593FiNSZ
https://youtu.be/AoGKh0S5BG0?si=jEqWedHnfJztxJo5
https://youtu.be/B8D-8rHjyF4?si=yyGlJZbiOnEOmkVJ
Are you ready to Occupy Mars? The Jewish Space Lasers are fully deployed firing on all cylinders.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wendigoon/s/rjiJ1NEWnQ
https://youtu.be/hrkuo0y8gMU?si=K5reF0iXD\_JU9iPC
https://youtu.be/JBBeOzVp6dc?si=DV6PkCsI4rU5ALI\_
Mad Max Style
https://youtu.be/EpXX9AoTIlg?si=ZAEBk9jVH58HS4vs
Do you know why Ram Charger doors are so expensive? As a jack of all trades I do.
The best piece of advice I received is from my real father.
“If you are ever drafted, play dumb they will put you on communications”- ABC
https://youtu.be/oO6wj41jUPo?si=-lb7KcYVlHr4VtDW
https://youtu.be/j9OfrQnijM4?si=eiIlNHOjwHKHIlPZ
If AOC actually worked for a living instead of exploiting her tits and big booty Latina physique.
https://youtu.be/-DlukUWtoCU?si=o10kdnTlYO-c3Y6x
https://youtu.be/W\_TQsM3ho6k?si=SVzExdh\_awwAwni7
Still waiting for Ryan Grimm. The bad boy at this news organization to respond to my email.
Your favorite historian used to pull wire. Maybe he is like myself and pulled wire for the NSA at one point in his career. Or just maybe he is working for the OSS disseminating allegorical propaganda…
https://youtu.be/3MeO1TcHnvg?si=ZJ0yoYJ3dxx65h4j
https://youtu.be/tR2nBI0Y-XY?si=AxMEgTPc6r77-Dy4
https://youtu.be/UXYcRdw-xA8?si=zE8LuabuglyuJg-f
You never know with sparkies. We know how to burn your house down without lighting a match.
https://youtu.be/NK5Y4YD0mOA?si=1WhZG9DdnKQ4INs4
https://youtu.be/\_3eC35LoF4U?si=YLaDKbqNIVwViPgd
All while listening to music, talking mad shit, and throwing our trash on the ground for the other trades to deal with. So we can leave early to fuck our wife. Maybe yours too.
You can live without running water. It is not that hard. Been there, done that. Have a cool pipe wrench. Could you survive without telecommunications or power? For 99 percent of the population the answer is no.
I spent my summers being raised in the Emerald Triangle by a German theatre Korean War Veteran, chicken farmer, loan shark, fisherman, lumberjack, drunk, cigarette smoker, special-education teacher's husband, college dropout, realtor, 1st generation American, only child, Rotary Club President and most importantly Finn.
My hypothesis is that he did some secret squirrel stuff during the war because of how he used to yell in his sleep and his hatred for commies. I don't want to see documents. I want his memory to be something I craft as the Minister of Propaganda.
https://youtube.com/shorts/Wx-cGRb5nu0?si=UZi7ikBdLh2OtxAI
To get the full story you need to become a pepperback for the low price of 8 dollars a month.
I wish I could show you the election results but they are behind a pay wall. Just remember to use a flared base when smuggling a watch in your ass.
https://youtu.be/Fg7VzWHW\_q0?si=RpIqgG\_FRnoOCmdA
https://youtu.be/Qp5SvC0zcBU?si=OtEcevS3nAlsjS8v
The gnomes are in the transcripts…unredacted.
You know what we do to pigs in America? Fatten them up for slaughter.
https://youtu.be/QflQfRbdJBE?si=ryVIc1a9DqDcGcQb
https://youtu.be/e-cInUK92bc?si=cNqYz4oMEzhf13-7
Can you read between the lines I am willing to cross?
Vote Kasper in this year's snap elections held on 9/11/26…if my High Tech Houdini Ass can pull this off.