u/infj1013

My kitten Ivy really likes her new toy.

My little baby doesn’t even weigh 2 pounds yet. Look at her tum!!!

Hi frenz! I am new catto who went in da vroom vroom yesterday to go to furever home! And I has alreddy done big crime: hold Meowmy hostage!!!!!! I sleep on her lapz and she can’t go ennyware becuz I’M SLEEPIN!! Also I gib my silicone brush da what-furz. Om nom.

Dis place seems gud. I has couches and chairs to jump all overz and pretty pink axolotl toy dat I lub to hunt and big litter bocks to play in. (I’m not so shure about this “Shad Oh” who is sometimes playin in da litter bocks when I’m tryin to play in der.)

Meowmy says she had a lot ob bockses last furever (before she went to go git me) and they had all been filled with da catto things she bought for me. She sed she took dem to Bill Dingrecycling. But SHE FORGOT TO KEEP ONE FOR ME TO PLAY IN!!!!! Now I onlee has cat tower, da bed from da top level of the tower which Meowmy is too nervous to install now because I iz bery illegal smol, big soft carrier (I lyk!), all my furniture, and Meowmy for places to sleep. Meowmy says that I will get big soft bed on Monday and dat Chewy sed they were sorry fur the delay. But can I soo because no bocks last night, no bocks today, no bocks tomorrow, and no bocks for part of Monday until the bed comes!??? Seems lik an injustiss!! Maybe soo Bill Dingrecycling because he took da bockses dat were MINE!?!

Thank yu frens in crimez,
Baby Kitty (Meowmy tinks she will call me Ivy)

This smöl baby will be coming to live with me once she’s fully transitioned to kitten food!

She and her siblings are currently named for planets. I like the idea of something tied to mythology or something celestial, but I am totally open to suggestions and other types of names, including human names, food, nature, music, etc.

I’ve been tossing around a few names, including Daphne, Athena, Artemis, Violet, Hazel, Mitzi, and Orla. I have a little bit of a hang up with Artemis because with my last name it sounds very similar to “Artemis Fowl”, and I’ve never read those books nor do I know anything about them. But how often do you really refer to a cat by their last name, anyway?