u/ishittededmypants

Image 1 — i will be getting side order soon, what are your guys opinions and advice for me? is it worth getting in 2026?
Image 2 — i will be getting side order soon, what are your guys opinions and advice for me? is it worth getting in 2026?

i will be getting side order soon, what are your guys opinions and advice for me? is it worth getting in 2026?

u/ishittededmypants — 10 hours ago
▲ 10 r/Saltoon

if the round starts, do NOT, and i mean DO NOT, RUSH THE SHORE.

lost 3 games to people immediately going to the shore. hell, they DIDNT EVEN LURE A SCRAPPER. THEY SHOT IT ON SIGHT LIKE A NORTH KOREAN BORDER SECURITY GUARD

u/ishittededmypants — 16 hours ago

Hot take: i think its ok for players to ragequit the game and get a 10 minute penalty for their poor anger issues

its better than having someone throw the rest of the round. id rather have the match end early than fight a 3v4 because me and my other teammates shouldnt have to be punished because someone threw a temper tantrum that their aim isnt good or they’re using a low skill weapon just to die 6 times while rushing into battles they cant win. maybe that 10 minute penalty (or and even longer one) can make them reflect and realize how much of a shitty and useless teammate they were and that they should go back to playing games on their phone instead of a game their parents saw and think “hm, this will keep our child occupied so we dont have to deal with them!” because they were a fucking C-section baby

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u/ishittededmypants — 8 days ago
▲ 42 r/Saltoon

whats the WORST roller in your opinion?

i hate dynamo i hate dynamo i hate dynamo i hate dynamo

i hate dynamo i hate dynamo i hate dynamo i hate dynamo

i hate dynamo i hate dynamo i hate dynamo i hate dynamoWHY THE FUCK IS ITS DAMAGE SO FUCKING HIGH BUT ITS SO FUCKING SLOW WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK AHHHHHHHHH

u/ishittededmypants — 15 days ago
▲ 61 r/Saltoon

aerospray RG users be like:

i made this image using ibullshitpaint (or IBSpaint, whatever sounds fitting)

u/ishittededmypants — 18 days ago

“your being spawncamped? utilize spawn shield” it might seem crazy what im boutta say

splat 2‘s spawn shield was better in terms of utility, in 3 it barely works, and it can easily be destroyed by fucking trizooka, booyah bomb, hell, even reefslider 😭

this isnt me about saying that i have a big issue with spawn camping cause sometimes you can sneak out and ink the enemy base also, but its been more common in games like turf war (and maybe splat zones) since the spawn shield was kinda nerfed in 3 so it made it easier for people to steamroll and spawn camp the oher team to oblivion unless if someone is sneaky enough

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u/ishittededmypants — 23 days ago

found this on a post on r/splatoon regarding saltoon, what do you think of this?

(by the way, they never followed up with proof/evidence so i believe this is false)

u/ishittededmypants — 24 days ago