u/jaqueburton

r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly r/onewordeach

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Mhmmm, tisk tisk darling. In lieu of our regularly scheduled “sexy time”, I posit we _________. OWE

u/jaqueburton — 8 hours ago

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We the jury, find the defendant _________. OWE

u/jaqueburton — 8 hours ago

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Well, yes we usually do accept refunds, but this thing looks like you _______. OWE

u/jaqueburton — 8 hours ago

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I’m a joker, I’m a smoker, I’m a ______. OWE

u/jaqueburton — 8 hours ago

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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to ______. OWE

u/jaqueburton — 20 hours ago

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Hey, so you’re awesome but this isn’t working out. Instead let’s _________. OWE

u/jaqueburton — 20 hours ago

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No your honor, I was not texting I was just __________. OWE

u/jaqueburton — 1 day ago

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Just got back from Costco. I was surprised that this time they had _______. OWE

u/jaqueburton — 3 days ago

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Yeah, it was embarrassing as hell. The worst time to fart - right when I was ________. OWE

u/jaqueburton — 3 days ago

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It was real! I saw it with my own eyes! It stood there, and ________. OWE

u/jaqueburton — 4 days ago

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Everyone is driving me insane. Think I’ll just take a deep breath, and ________. OWE

u/jaqueburton — 4 days ago

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Well, I suppose that - given the circumstance, you can go ahead and decided if you’d like to ________. OWE

u/jaqueburton — 4 days ago

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Ok, thank you for calling for assistance. I’m going to ask you at this time to ________. OWE

u/jaqueburton — 4 days ago

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“_________”, is the greatest line in the history of songwriting. OWE

u/jaqueburton — 4 days ago

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, is the crappiest city in the US, because they . OWE

u/jaqueburton — 5 days ago

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Damn kids these days, all they want to do is _________. OWE

u/jaqueburton — 5 days ago

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Ugh, this dumbass influencer tried to “prank” me by ________. OWE

u/jaqueburton — 6 days ago

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So as you see your honor, the defendant clearly ________. OWE

u/jaqueburton — 6 days ago

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A Priest, a Circus bear, and a mortician walk into a bar. The bartender says, “_________”. OWE

u/jaqueburton — 6 days ago

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I understand. It’s ok. I won’t tell your mother that you _______. OWE

u/jaqueburton — 7 days ago