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I'd like to stay out late so snooze the pumpkin, Son.
u/jasonpoland — 17 hours ago
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Quality time is an excellent extracurricular activity, Son.
u/jasonpoland — 1 day ago
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Son, did we have better excuses when we could say we had to return some videotapes?
u/jasonpoland — 4 days ago
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Our nation’s farmers work very hard to grow this High Fructose Corn Syrup you better give thanks, Son.
u/jasonpoland — 5 days ago
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There’s soft serve ice cream at the end, Son, but only for members of the Clean Plate Club.
u/jasonpoland — 6 days ago
Now let's talk about your underwear drawer, Son.
u/jasonpoland — 9 days ago
Give my feet a pull, Son... Oops! There go my dang boots.
u/jasonpoland — 13 days ago
I’m not done, Son, but I deserve to be stuck with a fork.
u/jasonpoland — 14 days ago
Thirsty people can't get enough of me, Son!
u/jasonpoland — 14 days ago
Son, you could say your old man is lookin' like a snack.
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