This old dog is about to do some responsibly gnarly tricks, Son.
u/jasonpoland — 6 hours ago
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The squeaky wheel gets the grease, but I'm cutting back on my cholesterol, Son.
u/jasonpoland — 1 day ago
Quality time is an excellent extracurricular activity, Son.
u/jasonpoland — 2 days ago
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Son, did we have better excuses when we could say we had to return some videotapes?
u/jasonpoland — 4 days ago
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Our nation’s farmers work very hard to grow this High Fructose Corn Syrup you better give thanks, Son.
u/jasonpoland — 5 days ago
Now let's talk about your underwear drawer, Son.
u/jasonpoland — 9 days ago
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There’s soft serve ice cream at the end, Son, but only for members of the Clean Plate Club.
u/jasonpoland — 6 days ago
Give my feet a pull, Son... Oops! There go my dang boots.
u/jasonpoland — 13 days ago