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Megarock: you want pebble

Plague: was more annoying before the nerfs

Hollow jack: P U M P K I N

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bus: Bob always told you to look both ways

Mittin: you thought this was the next mastery and not firework

Phase: you eat the orb when you already have it

Warp: ;tp me to you

Bomb: Enrique (talking about the obtainment)

Bubble: if you got this in a real server ggs

Jet: read phases explanation

Shard: OVERKILL = no

Potato: 🥔

Cult: I want leash and I want leash for lure and I want lure for angler

Bob: LET'S GO GAMBLING BRRR AW DANG IT

Buddies: when you see someone targeting you with a 1 shot

Moon: more sweaty than the average forsaken player

Jupiter: nah, I'd win

Spy: "bro why did you kill me"

Detonator: where it all started

Rage: same with bubble

Trap: you just want moyai

Orbit: BOB ONLY WANTED FRIENDS

Hybrid: the combo lord

Slapple: you use prop and say there is a golden slapple

Disarm: same as rage

Dominance: "I'm a glove" ahh glove

Link: the second you slap someone they reset

Chain: how you got this glove: you stole it from someone that put the code in

Rattlebones: better than terry and jerry

Charge: whirlwind but good

Tycoon: *gets 5000 points* *dies after getting 2 kills for mas* *ragequits*

Confusion: I forgot what to put here

Glitch: error code 600

Snowball: engineers long lost brother

Elude: wsp bro

RNG: very good glove has 70 power only 1 thing: random direction

Fish: you know what that means, FISH

🗿: 🗿

Obby: could be very annoying or very fun

Voodoo: detonator copy 2

Goofy: the ragdoll time

Leash: leash + cloud + stick + megarock = best combo?

Flamarang: detonator copy 3

Kinetic: I love moyai users

Berserk: out of every one-shot why this?

Sparky: gotta go fast

Boogie: you think that you can get this glove in ps

Recall: "Can someone send me to retro"

Quake: what is this gloves obtainment

Pyscho: top 10 most annoying gloves

Kraken: why does everyone want this glove just for swash now?

Counter: August 7th 2026

Hammer: you don't have any good gloves so you just use this

Rob: gloves that give a speed boost:

Rhythm: worst and best glove

Rojo: the cut scene takes so long you lose the person you are trying to hit

Hitman: you use this glove the second you see someone use bounty

Retro: git pwned

Null: guardian angel bypass

Lure: you want angler

Tinkerer: best counter to one-shot gloves

Necromancer: this glove is only good if people actually help you make a bigger army

Alchemist: gng is cooking straight up POSION 😭🙏

Druid: 500 nerfs

Jester: chaos chaos

Scythe: any streak glove is scared of this

Santa: obtainment changes every day

Iceskate: got by accident

Blasfemboy: YOU HAVEN'T BEEN AWAKE FOR 5 YEARS

Pan: BOINK

Admin: if this is your favorite glove, you are handsome amazing perfect (I am not biased trust)

Joust: horse :D

Firework: same as admin

RUN: nerf mastery quests

Glovel: sweat of all sweats

Divebomb: hardest hitman quest glove

Lamp: I hate the sbeve glitch with this glove

Knockoff: GET HIT FOR FREE HEADLESS

Frostbite: easy obby but everyone says it's hard

Plank: never knew there was a hammer that let's you make it be 90 degrees

Spoonful: tycoon

The schlob: we love brick users

Siphon: the orb running confuses new players

Wrench: NOOO MY SHIFT LOCK

Hunter: he deserved that ngl

Relude: wsp bro

Avatar: I HOPE YOU DIDN'T SPARE GUIDE WHEN YOU GOT THIS

Water: anti overkill moment

Fan: that key was in Mortis's office for a reason

Boxer: sweat of the week

Materialize: IS THAT A GOJO REFERENCE???

Bind: stun lock

Poltergeist: killstreaks worst nightmare

Clock: fun fact: God's hand time stop lasts 8 ticks

Untitled tag glove: I'm a loser

Pillow: the battles cats

Angler: I love fishing

Jerry: is this really his fault he turned evil?

Snowroller: never gonna give you up

Draw4: I like trains

Mouse: give me the CHEESE

Hexa: same as firework

Metaverse: V I S I O N

Swordfighter: remember that time I totally pwned you in sfoth

Tank: detonator copy 3

Eggler: reminds me of that one game eg (I think that is what it is called)

Slender: needs a ton of nerfs

Swashbuckler: pirate gaster

Silly: top 3 most annoying gloves

Slasher: hatred

Car keys: worst glove obtainment ever

Suction: ton edispu nwod tub desrever

Reflect: if this mirror were clearer, i'd be standing so tall

Dave: Dave is Gaster theory

Mortis: mortis is the best ragebaiter (same as hexas explanation also)

Bounty: free slappys

Debug: sense I know one of the mods is reading this hello

Paint: hive glove all over again

Plate: blows up pancakes with mind

Lag: oh my pc

Harvester: worst seasonal glove

Riftshot: underrated

Conker: the obtainment is very hard but it is worth it

Wheelchair: bones disintegrated

Elf: small

Shopkeeper: *dies* *uses overkill* *dies again*

Collector: gotta catch em all

Glaxe: kill stealer

Piñata: bull 2.0

Penguin: top 2 most annoying glove

Undead: just die already

Groundbreaker: big

Shellbert: I feel like the devs are trying to revive the game every update with a boss fight

Lasso: roblox logic

Lotus: worst 4 seasons glove

Elastic: the devs may be running out of ideas

G-X: top 5 most controversial gloves

Doorkeeper: wsp bro

Camera: I'm watching you

Grillmaster: witch from sr but in normal sb

Pool noodle: detonator copy 4

Pebble: you are the true rock

&gt;!inspired by that one guy that makes posts like "you describe every glove in 1 sentence" and the top comment wins!<