u/jengkaichai

Hello! My name is Kenny, I’m 23 years old and from Taiwan. This is actually my first time making my own public post looking for pen pals — before this, I was usually the one replying to other people’s posts :)

I’m open to all kinds of communication: emails, letters, postcards, pictures — we can exchange all sorts of things!

I’m always happy to meet new people and have meaningful conversations. I’m also a pretty consistent person, so if you decide to write back, you can count on me to keep the conversation going. I’d love to hear about your interests, what books you’ve been reading lately, or simply what’s been on your mind.

I recently graduated from pharmacy school and am currently preparing for my licensing exam. If you have any questions about me, feel free to ask — I’m happy to answer!

I enjoy reading Lee Child’s Jack Reacher series, watching lots of movies, and way too many TV shows.

I’m also a big fan of The Little Prince. I even started learning French because I hope that one day I’ll be able to read the original version. (Though right now… I definitely can’t use French yet 😅)

No matter where you’re from, you’re welcome to reach out! At the moment I only speak English and Chinese, so if you speak Chinese (Traditional or Simplified), or if you're learning it, I’d be happy to hear from you too.

You can talk to me about anything — your daily life, books you enjoy, movies, TV series, hobbies, or even things you just want to complain about.

Looking forward to hearing from you! Feel free to send me a DM, or leave a comment and I can message you instead :)

上周吃完晚饭后，我忘了锁手机，就去打游戏了。玩了大概有三个小时，我回到客厅，看到我爸正抱着我的手机傻乐。他抬头看了我一眼，笑眯眯地说道：“你手机上这个Rabbit挺有意思的。”

我吓得简直要发抖，连忙动手去抢，但是他死活不肯把手机还我，还大声训斥我：“翻墙穷蛆滚！”

我以为如果我不管他，他会慢慢恢复正常，但这周情况变得越来越严重了。上厕所之前，他会突然大喝一声：“大的来了！”电视上看到床戏，他就突然兴奋起来：“搞快点，搞快点，牛牛要炸了。”新闻里播靖国神社，他会起立致敬：“其实我早就是日本人了。”新年有人放烟花，他就一拍大腿：“操你妈的，燃起来了。”出门散步看到有人办丧事，他就得意地摇头：“好死，开香槟咯。”路边看到猴子，他就指着说：“有点像广西佬。”骑电瓶车没戴头盔被交警追，他会蛇形走位然后挑衅：“无聊，简单遛条狗。”乐极生悲，电瓶车摔在了地上，他不好意思地跟我说：“滑了。”回家的路上，我们迷路了，他嚎啕大哭：“家呢？我的家在哪里？”

我妈有点受不了他天天这样不好好说话，就唠叨了他两句，没想到他竟然反唇相讥：“差不多得了！”“哈哈，你这傻瓜说话真有意思。”“你语言混乱，我建议你看医生。”“都让你懂完了是吧？”

昨天我们爷俩正在逛街，突然两位警察同志过来查身份证，我正在配合工作，没想到他居然扯着嗓子大声喊：“黑皮狗死妈了！”那俩警察一愣，结果他一边摇花手一边继续喊：“不要核酸要吃饭，不要封控要自由，不要谎言要尊严，不要文革要改革，不要领袖要选票 ，不做奴才做公民，罢课罢工罢免独裁国贼习近平！”

后边发生了我已经完全没有印象了，我只记得我一个人回到了家。我不知道说什么，更不知道对谁倾诉，只好来这里告诉象友们： r/abstractmemes 毁了我的家庭。