I didn’t want to go all “cold gagh” on this, but the attached picture kinda turns me on. Captain said that he simply couldn’t risk having someone “in my condition” on the bridge facing the view screen without a console obstructing the view of my pants…
Follow up questions:
Is the practice of fitting a human male with “brass balls” akin to the practice of placing two bells around the neck of earth cats, to prevent the culling of lesser beings?
Was Kirk unable to replace his child because he had been fitted with “brass balls”?
Picard maneuver vs Kirk’s sucker punch antics, who comes out on top?
The caption won’t even acknowledge the existence of a nudist colony on our route. I somehow feel like this has something to do with that “acting ensign” in the room every time I bring it up.
I HATE Galaxy class star ships, this kind of thing doesn’t happen on any of the older ships that don’t have family accommodations.
Anyway, I think the kid tried to manually recall the last person through the transporter log, but they boosted the signal gain to 1000x, which made our unlucky crew member pop like a tribble in a 21st century microwave. I’m honestly too afraid to to look at the transporter logs to see who our unfortunate soul is.
This is the worse day of my life…
We’re still working on an override to end the program and unlock the holodeck!
Please don’t be upset, Warhammer 40,000 is just a sub genera of dystopian novels from my planet’s fractured past, not some kind of racists human fantasy about genocide.
Also, your strengths are going to be ranged combat…
Why is The Federation so fixated in particular on humans not cheating death by old age? The likelihood of succumbing to an industrial accident or conflict should be extremely likely for any Federation citizen prone to a long life. Do they not want humans around that will remember the audacity of people like Kirk, who directly challenged the government and was correct on multiple occasions?
Do us humans threaten the Federation government so much that it’s now an ethos for us to not live as long as our peers?
Clearly the CCP was the most influential superpower when the nations of earth consolidated into one government. How else can The Federation’s policies concerning issues that arose from earth be explained?
Everyone needs to chill out! I’m well aware that the Federation’s moral stance on passive geronticide is overwhelmingly positive, otherwise that old admiral would have gotten an artificial body capable of fulfilling the duties that gave his life meaning while provided immense value to The Federation.
Anyway, about my dad… He died pretty young, 52 year old I think. I remember that I was 12, so it must have been some time in late 2008, probably November. He was an average American bipolar father, those issues were common back then. He never could tolerate the idea of someone that looks different running things. Which is why I’m so upset with my mother for thawing him out.
I know he’s my father, but I’m kinda hesitant to reveal myself. I don’t know how he’ll react if he learns that his son is the commanding officer of the liberal communist Hell-hole, or that I had a significant role in the downfall of The United States…
Everyone keeps rolling their eyes at me when I try to tell them how funny this is supposed to be, and honestly this was a lot funnier than expected… We had an old Fleet Admiral visiting and while playing his favorite cowboy holodeck program, he came to the conclusion that the holodeck characters were in fact sentient! This of course is why the admiral explained in great detail, the nasty and vile things he’s done to all the rugged cowboy characters over the years, hoping it would help the engineering team that was troubleshooting the Holodeck.
Do you think our captain is a fan of practical jokes?
Also, any senior officer that has assisted you in your insubordination will be transferred to your new command unless they provide evidence that their insubordination is not a consequence of compliance to your orders. If found to be noncompliant to you and insubordinate, the senior officer will be provided with their own command. Smoking cigarettes and wearing sunglasses will be more convincing of said noncompliance and insubordination.