Best mean girl or dommy mommy lines in the game
Because I am a sniveling worm only good for saving my mistresses from being sullied by the ground. EDIT - anybody can be a girl!
Is it Pooky's "it's not you it's me" or Minthara's "third son"?
Because I am a sniveling worm only good for saving my mistresses from being sullied by the ground. EDIT - anybody can be a girl!
Is it Pooky's "it's not you it's me" or Minthara's "third son"?
See you all in another 1000 hours, why am I doing this to myself.
https://old.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaldur/comments/1tsa3vy/indie_mixtape_for_all_the_characters/
My bad! I've been thinking about this, and the artist who most makes sense for her IME is Grimes - "We Appreciate Power."
Yes, I know.
Lae'zel: Fuck Buttons - "Sweet Love For Planet Earth" -- I'm not too well-versed in githyanki culture, but I kind of feel that they don't have much time for all of that culture and so Lae probably doesn't have well-developed tastes. She'd just ask for accompaniment to crush her enemies to, so what better than the avalanche of brutal distortion that, if you sit with it long enough and let the waves of noise wash over you, you hear how pretty it is.
Karlach: Boris - "Farewell" -- Sorry for the basic bitch pick as well as going against her biker metal aesthetics, but here me out. This is Boris at their prettiest (this side of their gorgeous MBV cover), and despite the apparently sad song title, "Farewell" is actually the opening track of Pink. So to K, this is a song about going on and choosing to live (rocking out with her tail out, of course).
Jaheira: Vashti Bunyan - "Diamond Day" -- An old folk tune for an old folkie.
Halsin: The Pentangle - "Jack Orion" -- A song as long as Oakdaddy is.
Shadowheart: Hilary Woods - "Jesus Said" -- Lana Del Rey is too normie for our Tumblr sad girl, but she really connects to the line "Give me back my skin / To Live In." Not only that, but the second half of the song has a surprisingly banging beat, and sometimes a sad girl still wants to dance.
Astarion: A two-fer because I couldn't choose just one: Dum Dum Girls's "Evil Blooms", because the line, "Why be good / Be beautiful and sad," speaks to Astarion when he's feeling cute and bitchy. But in his more vulnerable moments, when he needs to scream into the storm, he'll blast the hell out of Ethel Cain's "Gibson Girl."
Isobel: Another two-fer, but this time because of lore! Before she died, US Girls - "Denise, Don't Wait" because she's worried about what her immortal girlfriend will do after she passes, but then after her resurrection, US Girls - "Time", because now she just wants to dance.
Dame Aylin: Dead Can Dance - "Summoning of the Muse" -- HAVE YOU HEARD THE BELLS? THE BELLS, FOR THE LESBIAN WITH NOT AN OUNCE OF SUBTLETY IN HER BODY
Gale: The Microphones - "I Want Wind to Blow" -- Not only does Gale have a tremendous nostalgia for early 2000s K Records, he used this song to practice his elemental spellcasting: "The rain dried up, the lightning let up."
Wyll: Tricky - "Christiansands" -- Whenever Wyll sings this at karaoke, he always changes the chorus: "I met a Christian in Christiansands / And a devil in Zariel's butthole."
Alfira: Joanna Newsom - "Only Skin" -- Even though the featured instrument is a harp and not a lute, in my headcannon Alfie is incredibly quick at picking up new instruments. And while Durge thinks this is an apt pick for her despite never having heard of this song, this is a song that runs through the full spectrum of human (and tiefling!) experience, with couplets that range from "I took my fishin' pole / Down to the swimming hole," to "We tramped through the poison oak / Heartbroke and inchoate."
Durge: King Missile - "Detachable Penis" -- The penis is Gortash.
Orin: Throbbing Gristle - "Hamburger Lady" -- Yeah I'm not linking this.
Abdirak: X-Ray Spex - "Oh Bondage Up Yours!" -- Irony, like Loviatar, is a cruel goddess.
Duke Ravengard: The Eagles - "Hotel California" -- Dadrock about being a prisoner.
NGL I'm pretty bad about getting my friends gifts come midwinter and usually end up giving them gift cards last minute but this time I'm getting my act together and thinking things through. I have some ideas already but wouldn't mind second opinions!