u/joeyenterprises

Guy in front of me walked out with like 8 bags, all different sizes, so I walk in next and just go:

“Yeah, I’ll just get what that guy got...”

Whole store laughed, so at least the vibe check passed 😅

Then reality hit…

I was not getting what that guy got 🪦

I was getting the $180 silicone cross ball charm, which I have now carefully installed into my home like a tiny gothic artifact recovered from a luxury religion….

Yes, Reddit will tell me it costs 37 cents to manufacture…

Yes, this seems more like a donation/initiation for “the better stuff next time”

Fuck it at least I didnt get the green / pink ones…

MΛL1BU✘05.20.26✘ 🌴📍