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Never mind. I'll wash it along with tampon I find in garbage. Wasteful. Best in-laws ever ;)
▲ 91 r/americandad

Never mind. I'll wash it along with tampon I find in garbage. Wasteful. Best in-laws ever ;)

u/jtwh20 — 10 hours ago
▲ 7 r/americandad

It's true. Henderson did pack a wallop, but it worked. Stan took me dancing... Francine, what are you doing in the voiceover booth? I've got this booked to record a commercial for Brockton jock straps... so much gold in this episode

u/jtwh20 — 4 days ago
▲ 101 r/americandad

Oh, great, you're done. Hmm. And I'm guessing you didn't use this washer because they gave an extra one by mistake? Damn Klaus!

u/jtwh20 — 10 days ago
▲ 134 r/americandad

We have an announcement. Jeff and I have decided... to do a project together. What was the Project????

u/jtwh20 — 15 days ago
▲ 37 r/americandad

So, you two are working together? What's next? Janeane Garofalo hanging out with commercial success? That was a '90s slam! the zingers from nowhere always get me

u/jtwh20 — 25 days ago
▲ 1.1k r/familyguy

Hey, guys, look over there! It's a hot girl from Florida. No, Chewie, don't! If you talk to her, you have to talk to her mom! :) love this bit.

u/jtwh20 — 26 days ago
▲ 170 r/americandad

I'm Amber. Give me waves of grain alcohol, and we'll see how purple your majesty gets. Roger with the pickup line of the century ;)

u/jtwh20 — 1 month ago
▲ 151 r/americandad

He keeps mumbling that he'd' rather die than pay that whοre alimony, which in my book is a green light. Sometimes it's the one liners that get you ;)

u/jtwh20 — 1 month ago
▲ 109 r/americandad

Is it just me, or do we look like a thumbnail to a sick-ass pоrnо? Say what Now?

u/jtwh20 — 1 month ago
▲ 212 r/americandad

How can I concentrate with you jabbering in my ear?! You keep begging me and begging me for this (bleep) Munion, then flap your lips every time I take a shot! Only thing funnier than Klaus losing his shit, is Klaus balling like a baby :)

u/jtwh20 — 2 months ago
▲ 157 r/americandad

So we're just gonna hang out in the parking lot for three hours before the game? No, Steve. We're also gonna pound Jagerbombs and maybe get into a fist fight with a middle-aged woman. It's called tailgating. Best description ever :)

u/jtwh20 — 2 months ago
▲ 415 r/americandad

We're sticking to the plan. I'm gonna drop you and your kids off at the zoo, then I'm gonna go check out that belt sander I saw on Craigslist. And when I pick you up later, we're gonna got to Mama Mangia's for dinner. How many times you think these kids have heard "The Tale"?

u/jtwh20 — 2 months ago
▲ 332 r/americandad

I hate hot dogs. They remind me of uncircumcised penises. And you know I don't stand for no wormies. Franny always gets a LOL out of me.

u/jtwh20 — 2 months ago
▲ 635 r/americandad

Oh, this isn't a yard sale, it's yard clutter. But feel free to stick around, smoke, maybe defecate by a bush. This show never fails to surprise you.

u/jtwh20 — 2 months ago
▲ 24 r/americandad

Damn it! It's gonna take more than a game of peekaboo with Dr. Baby to get out of this one. Sometimes you have to rewind it to make sure you heard what you heard :)

u/jtwh20 — 2 months ago