u/kayriss86

I (19 mumf mini messy man) loves when things are on the "no touch, HOT!" machine & watching mama (f was old when I got here) cook. I noticed she always gets to make all the fun clanging noises when she does it, so I started demanding my own pot or pan when she's in the kisshin.

My mama thought it was super cute at first, but now she ROLLS HER EYES AT ME when I wake up requesting it. I NEED MY PANNNNNNNNN. How else will anyone get to eat the delicious invisible bites I lovingly prepare?

I only politely scream my head off until I have the pan (and preferably a strainer) in my hands. Don't try to trick me with the fake ones, I'll get mad.