u/keenicmag

The horizon’s at the top as well

Yeah, yeah, she sounds amazing when she’s speaking normally, but god damn when she actually talks to people who have an understanding of or have English as an instituted language in their life, she actually sounds like an extremely high pitched murdoc from gorillaz.

Like, she did have her bilateral oophorectomy a few months ago. She did have sex with him a few times, and had kids out of it, but it was decided that with the power of her ovaries that she would attempt to kill another umamusume for attempting to have her trainer. But yet she still thinks she can fuck him despite clear signs that she can’t.

If any of you decide to do a magic spell to bring back her ovaries, I will literally drink atomic waste from a gimlet.

considering her irish upbringing this could be a good investment

“We know you can hear us, earth-beings.

Your extreme competitive and warlike behavior disgusts us.

An umamusume, Manhattan Cafe, will be our ultimate agent.

We will commence a strike on the director of the Japanese Umamusume Training Center Academy.

You will all be powerless…

POWERLESS.”