u/keinanos

Imagine one day you're walking through the streets with a little hoppy step because you're just really happy. Well, as it turns out, your little hop ends up with you falling all the way into an open pothole. Instead of ending up covered in shit, knocked out, and hopefully saved by firefighters; the pothole makes you noclip out of the universe.

The intelligent, exotic matter that threads the multiverse is incredibly confused by your presence, so, it begins trying to put you back into your home universe; taking you in a wacky multiversal trip in the process.

After being in universes where anti matter won and gravity pushed instead of pulling, through planets in warfare with weapons and creatures beyond your wildest dreams, and in universes pretty much like yours but where humans have prepuces; you get back home in the span of 15 seconds.

When coming back home, you discover you took something with you. There, instead of your usual vehicle, is an incredibly stylish spaceship. By the looks of it, it's expensive even where it comes from, and painted and plastered with decals as if belonged to some space faring nepobaby who now has a 2007 civic in his garage instead of his sports spacecraft.

This spaceship has all of the young man's wants. It gives a light year per liter of neon, travels at a steady .99c, and has the ultimate anti-gravitation technology. It also counts with the highest sensitivity of its brand, and has the security of the trusty Xblorp Iiixin mark 5 plasma cannons that can fire bolts up to 10 thousand kelvin for no asteroids and pirates to get in your way.

It pilots like a fighter jet but the information is much more intuitive, it cannot travel at even sonic speeds within atmosphere, and can only fit one passenger.

What would you do with your new ride?

Edit: I didn't make it as clear. It's not just .99c, more like, .999999c, which makes getting to alpha centauri a bare 2-3 days in your perceived time thanks to relativity.

Edit 2: Phrased it terribly. When inside an atmosphere, it can only travel at subsonic speeds. It behaves more like your typical Cessna plane. It can only reach its ludicrous speeds when in space.