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Finally getting around to reviewing this Hawaiian JR by Ted's Budz🔥 (I grabbed more today for the 4th of July sale) couldn't believe my dispo is the best literally they threw 4 free prerolls.
I've never even tried up north but I heard it's supposed to be pretty fire & anyways to the review! The CAM Moon Cherries is (Cherry Cookies x Double Burger 🍔)
I need that in a ColdFire asap PLEASE!

Hawaiian JR is Pink Runtz x Gello this definitely is way better than the Gum Dumz drop. This has that very gassy runtz profile with strawberry funk a lot more loud than duck sauce but that similar tasty
strawberry gas a the high is pretty potent it's not as heavy as Oxtails but the high is still great l'd definitely recommend trying this if you love gassy runtz terps. Final review is a 9/10 I had to re up before it was all gone in sac💨💨

All I've been smoking the last month has been Hashburger, PSR, RX, Bolo, & HJR. I wish I would've grabbed a Uni just to try it but the reviews all steered towards this one being the best this drop. Looking forward to grabbing some more LING asap 99z & then the Truffle Bomb non collab caught my eye right away that is a must try for me!
Mushrooms & cheese🍄🧀

Cherry Cookies (Cherry Pie x Girl Scout Cookies) Damn super nostalgic that I found this today. Cherry cookies is one of the 1st Coldfires I've ever tried back in 2024! & man this is way better than i remember holy crap out the tube this thing STINKS and reeks of gassy funky cookie bud. I wish they had more but they only had 2 left in stock. Heavy GSC gas literally reeks like a zip of some 2014 cookies 🍪 haven’t smelled this in years . Very heavy Indica high would 100% buy again 9.5/10 Cherry pie is one of my favorite strains & always reminds me of teenage days same with GSC & the two mix perfectly! Cherry non collabs have never let me down.🤯🍒

Pink Dosi Dos I got 3 for me & one for my mom. I’m a huge sucker for PB terps & my friend recommended this strain to me so I had to grab it when I saw it on the menu Sweet nutty & gassy profile just lacking terps compared to the Cherry Cookies & Hashburger. The high is more hybrid leaning I hope this one opens up more as I smoke it 🥜def has lighter GSC terps like Monkey bread did. Still a good cart I’m gonna use it throughout the day time. I just wish I could taste those yummy peanuts more. 7/10 🔥

Totally forgot to post my review on Bolo 🍭by LING when I grabbed 4 of these 2 weeks back. Today I decided to order 3 more so I figured I’d do that review now.

I haven’t seen many people grab this or review it but I went ahead and decided to try it anyway. Been loving this new collab happy to see another new one added to the 2026 lineup Bolo is absolutely straight gas!⛽️(My order came w a free juice straw🤪) Heavy gelato gassy diesel runtz flavor tastes like Turtle Pie terps the second I ripped this. If I was blind folded & hit this I wouldn’t know the difference & would automatically assume it’s a TP collab from the flavor🤯🤤Extremely similar to Sunday Paper 2nd batch.🔥That sulphuric gas I SO often chase for but can only find with Turtle Pie or GreenDawg!

Think Sunday Paper but with fresh juicy red grape skin & a hint of cherry 🍒 no citrus cream. Pretty much all heavy gas. Full indica profile makes me very relaxed helps ease my body aches too. 10/10 had to order more since i didn't see anything from this weeks lineup I wanted. I’m very very picky with my terps not into any of the fruity stuff only candy, gas, cheese, PB & GMO funk so when i find something I really like I make sure to stock up. I’ll be waiting for Sky Z to drop & I’m really hoping Uni by Ted’s which is white cherry gelato will be a hit but im iffy about trying that collab again so we’ll see🔥Hope everyone had a nice Sunday!☀️Lmk how you like this one if you have tried it. If you see this near you & missed TP terps & want that potent heavy runtz high I’d recommend doubling up.

Can yall help me real quick lmao I can’t choose which one should open today & which one I should save & keep in my vault. I haven’t had a Turtle Pie in 2 1/2 weeks. Super indecisive because I only have these & 1 Sunday Paper 1st batch + 1 RX left then that’s the last of my TP CF ever🪦💀😭

Got these delivered yesterday for $38 each after tax. HashBurger lineage is (Han Solo Hash Plant x Double Burger) 🧄🍄🧅I knew I’d really fw this drop since HashBurger is one of my favorite funky strains so I grabbed 4 to make sure I’m able to really enjoy these carts medicinally & have 1 or 2 to put away in my vault. The 2 other CAM strains I’ve tried were both fire. Happy to have this strain apart of the lineup.

Right away after a couple puffs I could tell the CAM version is way more potent & terpier than the BuckMountain HashBurger LR I just tried recently & I still have some left to compare it to. For flavor I get straight funky gassy garlic oniony sour pickles & charred burger terps! 🍔🥒This cart is fantastic if you fw GMO funky terps this is for you. It’s now probably in my top 5 favorite Coldfires I’ve ever tried. Definitely my favorite CF so far in 2026. Knocks me out for bedtime the high is VERY strong, extremely heavy-hitting and narcotic! It provides a profound couch lock experience characterized by muscle melt and FULL body sedation. Literally a perfect cart zero complaints 10/10 I love this & can’t get enough of the flavor! (The new boxes are awesome too I prefer these over the old ones) I just pre ordered 4 more to come tonight🔥100/10

So if you loved the Buck Mountain LR version of HashBurger like I did you have to grab the CAM. Outshines completely by being way stronger in effects & flavor. Ive never had a GMO cross smack this hard & taste so yummy. CAM blew me away. So glad I ended up with 8 of these. The flavor is absolutely addicting & the high smacks like no other this is the definition of a indica strain feels like I’m taking a fat dab every hit! The high is also really long lasting which I enjoy I don’t have to take a bunch of hits in between to stay at that same level. ColdFire team please think of dropping Donny Burger, Double Burger, or Triple Burger ASAP😩🔥

Bubbas Girl (98 Bubba Kush x Girl Scout Cookies) I have yet to try this strain before today I miss it every time. It either sells out or isn’t at a dispo with any sales. But finally snagged 4 of em for 33$ each otd I heard great reviews that this batch is fire🔥 It definitely lives up to the hype. Out the tube it reeks of sweet gasoline cookie terps the smell is intoxicating🤤The flavor is absolutely delicious very sweet but right after it’s all sharp gassy fuel with maybe a little hint of nuttiness. I only had tried CAM Wedding Cooler in the past which was really potent but this is way more my style of terps. Super glad I have extra for the vault 10/10 would grab again! VERY STRONG EFFECTS 2 hits is all I need to feel really stoned.

Next I’d really love to try Bolo by Life Is Not Grape 🍇 & Animal Crackers🦒non collab! Hoping to find those in Sacramento asap🔥

Ended up grabbing these 3 flavors yesterday for deal day🔥

Lemon Up (Lemon G x Dosidos #18) I’ve always wanted to try this strain & it definitely lives up to the hype this cart is very TERPY. It kinda reminds me of GreenDawg Gelonade with the bright lemon yellow Gatorade flavor. If you like lemon terps this is the one. It has that LAFF gassiness in the exhale. Effects aren’t too sedating 8.8/10

Monkey Bread (Grease Monkey × Forum Cut GSC) with Grease Monkey being a cross of GG4 x Cookies and Cream ! The lineage alone is insane I knew I had to try this epic strain. The oil is gorgeous & light non collabs never fail. So many different flavors it’s hard to describe everything I’m tasting I get milky cinnamon roll terps with GG4 glue & pastry terps go super well together the exhale is gassy. I haven’t had a cart taste like this before so I can’t compare it to anything else. This one is a lot more indica leaning than the Lemon Up & effects are a bit more potent but Monkey Breads flavor could be a bit deeper & it would be perfect. The terps are lacking just a smidge the only reason Im rating it a little higher is because I enjoy the unique flavor so much 9/10.

Jane Dough (Frank Bank x Cherry Jane) I’ve already reviewed this one recently 10/10 smells like you stuck your face in a pound of straight nugs absolutely fire. It’s super potent knocks me out cookie lemon gassy goodness. Hits the throat hard makes me cough & have red eyes🔥This batch is super strong for the effects I’d recommend anyone to double up. Lumpys has been absolutely killing it one of my staple collabs. I’ll grab Jane Dough whenever it drops if I can find it🍋🍪

Had to scoop GumDumz today before it sold all out. Only one dispensary in Sacramento has it. (Dispensary drop list in photos). Had to pay full price for these but still worth it imo for such an elite collab. This is full nug run the same nugs that would go into packs. The picture of the flower used is photo #2 🤩

GumDumz 91% THC is Gelato 41 x Bubblegum Cookies 🍪🔥 I’ve only taken a couple puffs since getting home. It smells like straight kushy weed with strong gelato sweet gasoline taste but also earthy terps that are prominent. There’s this very deep savory earthy cookies flavor. Slightly reminds me of Oxtails flavor wise with the deep earthiness. Now on to the next day The high isn’t heavy at all . Oxtails & Duck sauce were just immaculate this one seems like completely different quality. My final rating is 6/10 TP is gone & I’m not sure how long the next Teds drop will take . Don’t think I’m gonna look for the Triple Zuava Mintz. But this GumDumz strain was what I look for in a cart wish effects were there. I’d love for some cheesy ones next🧀🧀

Forgot to post when I picked this up last week. Wasn’t much to choose from so I went with Lumpys. Always been solid never disappointed.

Jane dough (Frank Bank x Cherry Jane) is my favorite strain by far. Hits super hard very potent heavy indica. The smell after you take a hit is straight lemon cookie gasoline like you stuck your face in a fresh sticky QP bag. This stuff sure takes me back in time 🔥😮‍💨 9.5/10 makes me cough hard too you feel it in the throat . After a couple puffs I’m left absolutely stoned.

PB Toast (Peanut Butter Breath x Cherry Jane #7) I’ve also had this strain a few times. Whenever this drops I’ll grab a few for the vault. This batch is better than the last 2 I’ve had. Just absolutely reeks of salted nutty peanut butter goodness & you taste all that on the inhale but exhale you get some sweetness with the gas. Love this cart always a solid choice. 9.2/10 I have to rate Jane dough a tiny higher just because the potency but PB toast is my next go to 😮‍💨 If you prefer PB terps I think you’d like this a lot more than Jane Dough.

Next search is Ted’s Budz🍬🍭What strain yall smoking on today?

🍭RX by Turtle Pie (RS11 x Gelato X) This cart is so amazing I wish I could’ve grabbed more since we didn’t get any of the PSR in Sacramento or Bay Area🫠I pre ordered 6 but when I arrived only 5 were left on menu & my pre order wasn’t packed or anything. So this is the last of Turtle Pie co for me. I wish CF would keep this legendary collab rotating the menu at least every 6 months. Because man every single TP I’ve had hits harder than any other brand. I had an absolute giggling/ laughing fit the other night off of this one made my face & cheeks hurt from laughing so hard lol. The type of high I can’t get or find anymore. The flavor on RX is a funky citrus with heavy vanilla creamy gasoline. This one leans more to gelato than RS11. Turtle Pie does the best vanilla terps imo always stand out🍦100/10 on taste & effects. This cart is right up there w/ Sunday Paper & PSR. My buddy said he likes it more than PSR. If you can find this one still I’d recommend doubling or tripling up for sure.