I would like to publicly congratulate the City of Portland on fixing a pothole
I have spent a fair amount of time assuming the city of Portland is incapable of responding to basically anything, so today I would like to formally recognize an extraordinary achievement in municipal government.
They fixed my pothole.
This pothole was driving me crazy, right where you turn onto the street, positioned so perfectly that there was basically no way to avoid hitting it without entering the opposite lane.
I reported it through the city’s pothole reporting site, mostly so I could say I tried. I submitted it and assumed it would disappear into whatever vast administrative void receives these things.
Then something incredible happened: they came and filled it within a week.
I drove around the corner today like normal, prepared for impact, and was greeted by a beautiful patch of fresh asphalt where the thing used to exist. I could not believe my eyes.
So, city of Portland: thank you. I am extremely proud of you. I knew there had to be something you were good at.
They identified a deficit and eliminated it within a week. Unfortunately for the city’s finances, it was a single pothole.