I wanna see a detailed full discography deep dive or at least something that’s not insanely boring. I wanna see someone challenge them a bit and ask tough questions.
Every time time I read posts from this sub it’s like “rank Zacky V’s nose, then lets all to gay bar”
Why is it always gay bar?
Can’t you help me as I’m starting to burn? (Butthole burns…)
Too many doses (of viagra) and I’m starting to get an err..: you get the idea.
Why did everyone have to change lyrics to bat cuntry? I’m offended. Spiritually.
Anyways, see you all at gay bar later.
I should have knoooooooooowwwnn…
The curse of Walmaaaaaarrrrrrt….
And it hurts to know, i lost $11 and 99 cents…. Yeeeeah-aaah-aaaaaahhhhh….
NO ONE TO CALL..
……
Fast forward 16 years. I go on a7x world dot com. I saw the Magic poncho for 125 GWashes. I thought to myself…….“LIIIiviiivvviiiIIIIINNNNNNNN AALLLLLLllwwwAAAaaaayyyS
Aaaallllllllwaaaayyyysss ddyyyyiiiiiiiIIIIINnnnnnnn”
Juhn-Juhnnnn-Juhn-Ju-“But you wouldn’t ship it..
And you’re still incapable…
And now I feel sadderrrrrrreeeerrrrrrrrrr….
(won’t wipe my butthole!)
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH
What’s the noise?! Wwwwaaawawawaaaawawawwaas
What’s that noise ?!!!!!
It’s the UPS TRUCK. Could it beeee????? Oh lord could it beeeee?????
My MAGIC poncho?!?!?!?!
Oh…
Oh…..
It’s just my fidget spinners
SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN
……
So I called up Ex-Distinguished Professor of Mathematics at VNGZ University, Dr Zacky Vengeance
“Hello my disgraced Professor turned irrelevant cowboy -(aside: like you aren’t a real cowboy- makes me wonder if you were ever even punk)$ - I have one question. Where the ….(silence)…. Is my Magic Poncho?”
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You think you a trailblazer cuz you sip the teet? Boy… I tell you hwhat..,. He’s the milkman man round these parts…..
One time me and brooks were exchanging information about our Wendy’s order and our Glp1 dosages at the same time. Then we both had heart failure, but you know hwat boy….
Now listen boy… me and brooks took one swig of that whole unpasteurized Mshadows teet milk and then we were cured of all heart issues today, tomorrow, and foRever and ever.
What’s that noise?!?! WawwwawawaaaWwa.. what’s that noise?!!!! It’s the sound of endless extraction through the suction of mouths… but no more LEFT for me and Brooks.
SOOOORRRROOOOOOWWWWWWW… set deep inside my YungBlud…. all of it.
Thereforeo; Thanksgiving
It could have been the last track that a7x ever released. We didnt even know if they ever were even play another show when nightmare came out. save me was the capstone of all of their years of creating and crafting the “avenged” sound.
It officially marked the end of the Revs musical legacy. It served as a fitting response to “Fiction” where the Revs last words were “I hope you find your own way, when I’m not with you.” (Okay technically his last word on the album is “skull” but that doesn’t count - idiot. I’m telling you to shut up proactively). And their response to Jimmys line in Fiction was like “dude how the hell am I supposed to find my own way? I’m trapped in a vile vile world , I lost faith in God, I have no answers to why you left us, and the only place I’m headed is towards death. So Rev, how about call up the Reaper. Save Me from my personal hell, there is nowhere left to go.”
A masterful confluence of waking the fallen, city of evil, self titled, and nightmare. It captured the signature large open epic sound of avenged sevenfold. The musical arrangement takes you on a journey of highs and lows, and the pause before the chorus sets up the best drop in all of rock / metal / and probably in all of music (fuck the drop in Magic, some serial-killer rock/ garbage-man metal bullshit.)
And then on top of all of that it’s a legit highway thrasher, if you haven’t driven down the highway, windows down, blasting Save Me, you are dead to me. You can go listen to Brompton Cock in your Toyota on 03 volume.
And I saw….Syyyyyyyn. And everyone was pushing him
and you could really feel his pain….
And it was right then that you started to see these… flaaaames….
A fire started in the school..
that took a 100 lives away..
Daisy was Syn’s last hope.
But she called Syn a big joke..
WELL WE’LL SEE WHO’S THE BIG JOKE..
when your ass goes up in smoke …
I was floored that was my entire experience with Syn over the one day he had a respectable job, was so dramatic.
He got bullied. Pushed around. Called a “big joke. “ then I layered on my statement about Zacky (see title) and hey, I got off lucky only getting kicked through a glass door.
So that’s why I tell people
Go Easy On Syn.
r/OldLemonTwigs
What kind of mid-level life do you have where you aren’t having meaningful transformative conversations regularly? Cuz if you were then you’d have created 2 albums since release of LIBAD.
But Mshadows is too busy working out and playing shows and then what. What’s going on. What life experiences are you transforming into art
LIiiiVVIIIIIIiin AllLllwAaAaysaa Always DyiiIiiiiNnn.
… but your life is simple. You just go to shows and the gym. what life are you living? (Into the sun)
CRUNCH CRUNXH CRUNXH CRUNCH
You were my confidant. Now once in a while you haunt.
What’s that noise? W w w w w w w what’s that noise?
Ahhhh, I hear the music once again….
Close, it holds me tight just like a friend…
Scars inside my soul begin to mend…
Maybe, at last, the pain will end…
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH….
Ahhhh Magic gave me terminal-death disease. That was the one thing that expresses their artistry and their deep thoughts since release of LIBAD. And it’s just garbage. What intellectual conversations do they have ? Nothing all surface level stuff. Whats going on in their minds. Nothing. 1/7 fold shit.
I didn’t get my $150 Magic poncho. They just robbed me and I got soaked by rain all through April. I am now out of clothes and a7x will never give me my poncho and I’m naked forever. Gross.
We need lemon twigs army to fight dark Mshadows join my lemon twigs sub and become the soldier who wins metal of honor in war on darkness
Also join anti DBC for the best ever a7x fan cohort
Okay this is very important. I need you. We have to make sure Lemon Twigs understand that we will help them bring down Dark Mshadows.
First off, if you don’t help, you are part of Dark MShadows army and you are my enemy.
But if you wanna join party, like not a all fun and games party, like an RPG party on a quest to defeat Dark Mshadows, you can join the antiDBC discord https://discord.gg/r7xKREUb and the lemon twigs sub, but pick the one under our allies r/OldLemonTwigs
He was taken two of their subs hostage, r/TheLemonTwigs and r/LemonTwigsCircleJerk . He has infiltrated Mod roles and is trying to control everyone. I got banned for trying to get people to mosh at their shows. Only dark Mshadows would do that.
So those subs are unfortunately under his control. Anyway, this song is dedicated to Dark Mshadows, it’s called Hog.
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Lemon Twigs are a band that need a lot of discussion and they are actually somewhat active and responsive, unlike a7x.
But honestly they have no culture in their fan base. A7x community will probably like this music (listen to their first 3 albums, new albums are kinda sellout slop).
If you like them, please join my sub where we can discuss and plan what an a7x and lemon twig dominated world could look like.
r/OldLemonTwigs
Oh no, my de Mayo!!!!! Get your filthy dirty Cincos off of my de Mayos.
Johnny no means no. I’ll see you in court.
People who’ve went to a few shows, was there ever a show where it was like a trash show? Like a show where you left feeling really let down for a reason related to the bands performance? Like let’s leave out the cases where weather screwed up things or like someone in the audience tried to kick your ass cuz you were accidentally digging your elbows into their back.
For me it’s a toss up between white album and nightmare tour. Like all due respect to saint james, his live vocals on critical acclaim were so bad (like nothing like the album or live in LBC) like he had to have been on some drugs. Like his pitch was so off and he was dropping down an octave during “gone too far..”. The song just deflated like a balloon every time he tried to sing.
Then there was nightmare tour. Fans were super passionate, energy was great. But Syn was not impressed. He used to play a long solo between sets. People would cheer for him and he would look at them like they were stupid and mock them. Or he’d be unimpressed with their lack of response to something he just played, and mock people staring him. So weird.
I think nightmare tour - Synyster being a cock head wins. I’ve been to 10 shows and one thing I’ll say, Mshadows never disappoints. Guy goes hard every time.
Brooks is coming out with albumbum. It’s called “make weird faces, hit animal skins, and treat her delicately and lovingly, eat Sonic smashburgers.”
Hey you want healthcare? Fk off, I need ballroom cuz I’m a sassy lil wiener. Sassiest man alive lets people die and lose jobs and blows up girls school killing like 150 little girls and doesn’t even feel bad about it. But yeah what about my lil bitch prom night ballroom.
So what exactly are those patriotic little bitches proud about? Freedom to blow up girls schools? Freedom to fuck to the global economy so bad and just laugh it off while everyone else scrambles to survive?
Dark Mshadows is fucking Jesus Christ compared to orange creamsicle ballroom bitch boy in the Whitehouse.
Failure. Democracy failed. Only Elon baby-bitch-don’t hurt-my-feelings-or make-fun-of-m-fat-
Titty-rockets Musk. Yeah chainsaw to the government yeah…. Vvbvveerrrrrrrerrruuuim v
So yeah I run for president cuz mY IQ is bigger than 10. Should be huge improvement. Also I will just take out all CEOs and make them homeless and let the currently homeless live in their houses.
Yeah and Mshadows must sign national anthem at all sporting events. For every country. And Johns must be my secretary of alcohol.
ID APPRECIATE your vote. But if you don’t vote for me, it’s cuz you probably go to a7x shows and don’t sing Warmness on the soul at 9.
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“Ramen Sky” is the highest IQ thing I’ve ever seen in the DBC, and it basically nuked by self confidence because my IQ was not high enough to come up with that first.
And the Anti-DBC, which is its own country on Discord, have fallen tonight with broken wings. But we will rise again.