Ahem...TENSHUN all moobie kitties and kitty sobtware adjacent!!!
BEEG nouncement todai as we (yoo fren Mr P, n JnJ cattagers to da starz u/Mimidoo22) launch da new n limited edishun TinFoil: No Liquids can Exxcape/Fer Kitty Eyez Only ^(TM) Borthole Cobers!!
Da cobers come wif new n improved:
- home beecon (bacon) capability.. it find yoo bort wif powerful magneto technologee n STICK TO IT!
- It come wif TOO types ob scent feetures...first is to keep yoo bortholes smellin gud fer elebenty billion hours but it ALSO radiate a inbisible beecon (bacon) technologee to mask yoo Bort from da aliens or worse....... POKEY PEEPLE!!!! Yoo find dem, dey not find yoo frens!!
- Finally, it really a bery perty silber kolor... BUT we hab a range of limited edishun kolors to go grate wif all frens furs n cotes... Miss AppleJ, get yoo PrettyInPink TinFoil: No Liquids can Exxcape/Fer Kitty Eyez Only ^(TM) Borthole Cober! Proffs Smuffi n Garrington - da DarkNGrompy smokey black TinFoil: No Liquids can Exxcape/Fer Kitty Eyez Only ^(TM) Borthole Cobers will go puuuurrfectly fer any judgement cases or illegal smol classes!
Get yoo cobers at da door when yoo purchase a moobie ticket - limited abailability Toosdai to Toosdai!
