u/loadnurmom

I'm an exmo and never-jw... hello cousins!

JW Missionaries rang my doorbell interrupting my work.

When I answered they gave the usual evasive "We have great news!" I lived in Ohio for a while and have become attuned to the JW style.

I answered with "Watchtower eh?"

"Oh, so you've heard of the Jehovah's Witnesses? "

"I'm an apostate" Which of course leaves off that I'm a mormon apostate

I've never seen two people run away from my house so fast. It was fantastic. I doubt I'll be seeing them again.

Anyway. Safe healing to all my fellow escapees out there!