“Man this is a weird song to dedicate to your mom.”
Right after Howie says he dedicates “Spanish Eyes” to his mom and “sings it to her every night,” I noticed Brian and Nick smirking at each other like this at both shows I went to and now this TikTok video. Cracked me right up.
My brother just had a kid and I’m in this group text with him and my mom and a few other people and he sends like five photos a day of his newborn and I’m like, I don’t know if I need to say something about every photo. Like “aww so cute” or “adorable” or whatever but seriously feels a little emasculating to say awww anyway.
I was hearting the photos but then he got pissed I wasn’t responding but I was like wtf man. I have a life.
Or is it all meaningless if mom doesn’t LOOK! LOOK MOM! WATCH MOM! MOM WATCH! MOM! MOM LOOK! MOM ARE YOU WATCHING? LOOK MOM! MOM! MOMMY WATCH! MOM! WATCH THIS MOM! MOM LOOK! LOOK WHAT I CAN DO MOM! WATCH THIS MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM!
Like ok???? Text him and say it’s over. Don’t even text him, just ghost him. SAVE YOURSELF.
I’m listening to the Harry Potter full-cast audiobooks, and James McAvoy’s voice is reconfiguring this character in my brain as hot. Good god almighty.
Anyone else?
uuuuuuuuuuck do I want another baby so badly?
I will be 40 in a few months. I have a 4 year old who was a terrible sleeper and is a major tantrum thrower. I have a 1 year old who is still nursing for sleep/comfort and who just started walking. I have a husband who I love but don’t like most of the time lately (we’re working on it). We live in a tiny 2-bed 1-bath house. I gave so much baby stuff away.
“OH I KNOW! I SHOULD HAVE ANOTHER BABY!” 🤡
Is this just happens when we turn 40? We think, “god, just one more hit of those sweet newborn snuggles. I can handle it. I’ll HAVE to once they’re here. The baby/little one phase is such a short season of life anyway, who cares? I can spend another few years at the absolute end of my rope, right? Right???????????”
I’m not gonna do it, girl. I was just thinkin about it, I’m not gonna do it…