▲ 858 r/PointyTailedKittens
Four potatoes
The friendliest foster kittens I’ve ever had! The second you sit down, you’re swarmed 😻
u/magda711 — 5 days ago
▲ 473 r/holdmycatnip
Starting his addiction early this morning
Catnip wand = drug and toy in one
u/magda711 — 2 months ago
▲ 3 r/FoodToronto
Birthday dinner downtown-ish
First time back in Toronto in nearly a decade. Very excited to try new yummy places. We’ll be staying in Kensington Market and Gusto 101 used to be my favorite place near that area. I’d love an Italian recommendation for a birthday dinner, ideally in the same vicinity so we don’t have to drive (long walk is fine). Places with lots of vegetarian or pescatarian options would be ideal. Thank you so much!
u/magda711 — 2 months ago
▲ 1.8k r/IllegallySmolCats
Attempted: robbery, destruction of property, bodily harm
u/magda711 — 2 months ago
▲ 161 r/IllegallySmolCats
Misdemeanor shenanigans on my lap
No criminal intent but definitely criminal behavior.
u/magda711 — 2 months ago
▲ 1.9k r/IllegallySmolCats
Smol criminal showing signs of rehabilitation
Mina has decided that perhaps warm laps are worth sacrificing her freedom for. Nessie is less certain, but when you’re sisters, one has to be the cautious and reasonable one so this makes sense. After just 24 hours in captivity, this is good progress indeed.
u/magda711 — 2 months ago
▲ 772 r/IllegallySmolCats
New foster girls are not impressed with captivity. Much hissing. Much complaining. Very criminal.
u/magda711 — 3 months ago
▲ 405 r/IllegallySmolCats
Criminal behavior. Rehabilitating difficult.
So. Many. Crimes.
Disturbance of house plants and subsequent public urination.
Theft of foods, spaces and hearts.
Attempted suffocation.
Disturbing the peace (of the dog and of the human while gaming).
Underage drinking.
Attempted stabbing.
Rehabilitation is impossible. The cuteness is illegal and permanent.
Edit: must add Corruption to the list of crimes, as has been pointed out in comments. They shall not escape any of their crimes.
u/magda711 — 3 months ago
▲ 1.9k r/IllegallySmolCats
They were granted parole
It’s a supervised release program at my halfway house. With continued good behavior, they will be placed in permanent lodgings.
u/magda711 — 3 months ago