To the people and comrades of Burkina Faso.
I can attest that Captain Ibrahim Traoré is a godsend. We should believe in him and sacrifice everything for him.
He is the only one who can make Burkina Faso the greatest, and it’s already showing: roads, a tomato factory, car production and exports, mining, record gold exports, submarines too, I heard, and soon nuclear weapons thanks to his friendship with Putin.
We should even petition for his child to succeed him, like a monarchy or North Korea-style dynasty, passing power from family to family.
Long live Ibrahim Traoré.