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Song Reference: Cult of Dionysus by The Orion Experience

Design: Cult of Dionysus is a metallic humanoid stand with a series of tubes running throughout its entire body, inside and out. The tubes give it the appearance of having a halo, wearing a sash across its chest, and being in chains.

Ability: Cult of Dionysus’s tubes are full of colorful fluids, which can be extracted from the stand’s fingers. If these fluids are ingested (either straight up or if snuck into food or drink), the victim becomes slow-minded and easily suggestible, as if under hypnosis. The victim’s reaction speed and physical strength will also notably decreased as if they were under the mental effects of prolonged starvation. This effect becomes stronger the more of the stand that you ingest, either all at one time or over the course of days.

Weakness: Cult of Dionysus’s poisons have a duration of one week, so without constantly being fed the poison, the effect will slowly fade. Also, the stand is powerless against you if you do not eat or drink anything that it taints.

Stand Stats:
Destructive Capability - D
Speed - E
Range - C
Durability - B overall, except its tubes are easily shattered, though also repair quickly.
Precision - D
Potential - B

Extra: Cult of Dionysus is based off Dionysus, known as the God of Wine, among other things, as well as how some real life cults function, starving their followers to make them easier to manipulate and lie too. I merged these topics into CD having mind controlling poison wine, and then that evolved into a more general use ability at the cost of incredibly low stats, because real life cult leaders rarely fight physically.

If I win, let’s do a Zodiac theming

Song Reference: Fruiting Bodies by Riproducer

Design: Fruiting Bodies is a Hive stand, taking the form of 10 mushroom-esque humanoid creatures, each about 3 feet tall, with rudementary stub-like arms and legs. Their visual designs vary wildly.

Ability: Fruiting Bodies is not summoned like a normal stand, when it’s user wishes to call it, first they must spread the Stand’s spores. These spores attract to living creatures, and especially other Stand users, but can grow from anything with enough moisture and heat. The stand takes 5 minutes to grow in optimal conditions, and up to 2 hours of attempting to grow from dry concrete. When inside a living thing, the stand will grow into its true form inside them and eventually pop out through the skin, miraculously without much damage. If the infected being has a stand, Fruiting Bodies will grow from inside their stand, otherwise is grows from inside the body. When Fruiting Bodies comes to fruition, the mushrooms will take on some aspects of the thing they hatched out of, notably making weak copies of other stand abilities, or babbling and repeating phrases the infected target said while the stand was incubating.

Weakness: Each member of Fruiting Bodies is weak individually, their strength comes from numbers and stealing good abilities. However, Fruiting Bodies that grow from the ground do not have abilities. Additionally, the user is not immune to being infected by a spore, and their own Fruiting Body does not have an ability either.

Stand Stats:
Destructive Capability - D, Fruiting Bodies at base is rather weak offensively, relying on their stubby limbs.
Speed - C, FB is slightly slower than an average human’s walking speed.
Range - C, FB’s spores cover a 7ft circle, and the mushroom men can move a maximum of 10 ft away from the user.
Durability - B, the spores cannot be disabled, and the stand itself is suprisingly tough to disable. They are very easy to harm, slashing especially works well, but the stand can survive a lot of damage, including the loss of all of its limbs and its cap.
Precision - A, the spores seek out living beings through heat signals, and the stands are very good at hunting targets.
Potential - Infinite, FB can imitate any stand ability. The abilities are weaker than usual, for example a Fruiting Body with The World’s ability can stop time for about 1 second, but powerful abilities, even when weakened, are still powerful.

Extra: FB can “speak”, and their vocalizations are written in a cutesy mix of “uwu speak” and baby sounds, for example, previously mentioned The World’s Fruiting Body, when activating its ability, would call out “Da Wowld!”

Song Reference: 宇宙ステーションのレベル7 by Miracle Musical

Design: Space Station Level 7 has the appearance of an orbital laser orbiting around the user. It starts out looking like a small probe but as it absorbs more material it grows in size.

Ability: Space Station Level 7’s ability is Development. The stand is able to absorb metals and add that to the Stand’s form. It’s main attack is a beam weapon fired from the front of the stand, which scales proportionally to the stand’s growth.

Weakness: The best time to disable Space Station Level 7 is right when it’s summoned, because it has very little offense and defense. When it scales upwards, it becomes harder to catch and kill

Stand Stats:
Destructive Capability - B, the beam weapon can cut through about a half inch of concrete and can melt through metal in about 1 minute at standard power.
Speed - D, the stand slowly orbits the user, and does not speed up or dodge.
Range - B, the stand stays close to the user as often as it can, but it has a maximum range of 25 meters, only used of the user is in a tight space.
Durability - A, the stand is made of and absorbs metal.
Precision - A, the beam weapon is highly accurate, and at a certain point the stand’s weapon gets so large that aiming doesn’t matter because its so powerful.
Potential - A There is no known upper limit to Space Station Level 7’s growth.

And finally, if I win, let’s go with a Halloween theme.

Song Reference: Bones In The Ocean by The Longest Johns

Ability: Bones in the Ocean has the ability to create a shell around itself and its user. It cannot do so instantaneously, and if the shell is broken it repairs very slowly over time. Other than that, it is a typical physical attacking stand.

Design: Bones in the Ocean is a humanoid skeleton that appears to be encrusted with sea salt, barnacles, and other underwater corrosion. Its outer shell is made completely out of a substance that is similar to coral, but with a much higher durability.

Weakness: Without its shell, Bones In The Ocean is physically very weak. It makes up for this in speed, but it cannot handle even matchups.

Stand Stats (First score is base stand parameters, second is while armored. I’m aware that this may not be how it’s usually done, but I’m here to have fun not be accurate.)

Destructive Capability - A, as expected for a power-type stand.
Speed - A/D, When armored it is incredibly slow, meant to take hits. When its armor is broken off, it gains incredible speed.
Range - D, Maximum range is 2 meters or approximately 6.5 feet.
Durability - D/A, When armored it becomes a tanky fighter considering it does not feel pain through its shell. When lost, however, it is very brittle.
Precision - B, Bones in the Ocean’s user is aware the stand is rather weak defensively, and makes up for that weakness by making sure its punches can land where it hurts most.
Potential - C, Average, Bones In The Ocean is unlikely to develop any radical new abilities or perform well under pressure, but it is quite reliable.

Song Reference: Man of La Mancha (I, Don Quixote) by Brian Stokes Mitchell

Design: Man of La Mancha is a centaur covered from its head to hooves in shining metal armor. It wears a tricorn hat with a golden feather on its helmet, and its right arm from the elbow down is a gigantic spear.

Activation: When its user witnesses something they consider a “sin”, Man of La Mancha will attack them until they are disabled or killed.

Ability: Man of La Mancha is a Remote stand, like Black Sabbath. It’s programming commands it to attack any evildoer. Additionally, Man of La Mancha is able to remotely observe a target within its range, and if they commit an action that was previously demonstrated as a “sin”, the stand will activate against that person.

Weakness: Man of La Mancha will only attack its most recent valid target, it has no memories, and cannot redirect itself or ignore a target. It also does not trigger if its user can excuse the “sin”, such as murder in self defense.

Stand Stats:
Destructive Capability - S, Man of La Mancha’s purpose is to destroy wrongdoing, and it does so without mercy.
Speed - C, Man of La Mancha is just as fast as a running adult human.
Range - A, As a remote stand, Man of La Mancha covers a decent range, approximately a city block.
Durability - B, The armor on its form is not only for decoration, it is resistant to most forms of attack, though if you can avoid its brutal attacks it is possible to defeat.
Precision - D, Man of La Mancha suffers in group battles as it only can focus on one target, but also only focuses on the most recent target to trigger its programmed actions.
Potential - D, Man of La Mancha only knows its current target and any obstacles in its immediate path. It is single-minded in its goal to the expense of all else, meaning it lacks the ability to adapt to change.