u/mickeyruts

....but I've been watching a lot of YouTube videos of Europeans in America reacting to the stuff we have here. They're like THIS PLACE IS GREAT!!! THE FOOD IS AMAZING AND EVERYTHING IS SO CHEAP!!!! THE PEOPLE ARE SO FRIENDLY!!! At first, I was like, "ok, good. I'm glad you enjoyed your visit." Then, I thought, "shit, what happened the last time a bunch of Europeans came to America and thought it was an awesome place?" Yeah, they're fucking coming back, dude. They're gonna come back with powdered wigs and flags and muskets and shit. They've done it before. Like, I've played RISK.