u/monkecatman

Having recently retired from the CIA and moved back to NYC to begin my civilian life I thought I’d see if I could answer any general questions about the places I’ve been to.

I joined in 2018 following the events of the snap and served as a paramilitary officer from 2019 to 2027. I’m happy to disclose personal anecdotes or interesting moments. If info ventures into classified territory I’ll let you know!

I don’t live in LA but I’m visiting a buddy of mine here. We were hanging out at his apartment on Lexington Ave when we felt the entire place shake for a minute. We thought it stopped until we heard something that sounded like an explosion. When we stepped outside the courtyard was a mess and all the car alarms in the parking lot were going off. No one here has found anything online about an earthquake or anything but I wanted to know if anyone else even felt that??

Seeing the recent spikes in violent crimes in neighborhoods like Little Sicily, I’ve decided to make something of my former work experience [ex-Navy 2018-2022, ex-CIA paramilitary 2023-2027] to help some folks feel safer in the streets for an affordable price.

I’ll be available to follow you around through shady areas, sit next to you on the subway, keep an eye on you from afar, or guard the house while you and the kids are asleep. I’m also generally just open to meeting new people so if you pay for a day and we end up just hanging out that’s fine too. I’m thick skinned so trauma dumps are welcome!!

Please leave all questions in the comments about my skills, resume, interests, or anything else!

I am NOT a mercenary and will not accept requests to carry out unprovoked violence.

(Keyword: ‘unprovoked’ ;))