r/Earth199999

I'm in New Asgard on vacation and I saw this ice cream parlor. What a disrespect for those who suffered The Blip

I'm in New Asgard on vacation and I saw this ice cream parlor. What a disrespect for those who suffered The Blip

We let the Asgardians live on our planet as a sign of gratitude for all the help Thor has given us and one of the first things they do is mocking a universal tragedy. Saying it's a disappointment is an understatement

u/HYDRA2308 — 1 day ago

Frozen 2 will enter theaters in November 2019 with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as Olaf

u/Gottendrop — 19 hours ago

r/teachers 20 years of studying Norse mythology thrown down the drain because of Thor.

I just lost a job I’d held for years, all because my students reported me for "misinformation"—when the only thing I’d told them was that, according to Norse mythology, Thor and Loki aren't brothers. Can you believe it? I went from being a mythology expert to an old-fashioned teacher whose only mistake was conducting class as usual—using old history books. I wish Thor had never shown up; he’s ruined my life and my career. Now that my qualifications are useless, no one wants to hire me, and I don't know what to do with my life. Any advice?

I hope Ragnarok happens tomorrow Let's see if it's as good as the myths say.

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u/ComplaintUpset9158 — 1 day ago

Link between Wakandan Black Panther and Black Panther Party?

So, not to get all CIA/FBI, but is it possible there was a link between Wakanda and the Black Panther Party? We know that the King of Wakanda is also the "Black Panther", apparently a ceremonial title passed between warriors in Wakanda (He was the guy chasing the winter soldier in Berlin). Since we also now know that they are way more advanced than anyone thought, could they have had some kind of influence on the US during the civil rights movement? Don't get me wrong, I don't think they were outright spying or insighting violance, but it seems too big of a connection to be a coincidence.

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u/Doodl0 — 14 hours ago

(r/Avengers) Does anyone know why Red Guardian doesn't have his shield?

I was watching a few YouTube videos about him and he had a red shield in all of them. Why doesn't he use it anymore? It would be a whole more useful than the taco thing that Walker uses.

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u/TREBORME — 18 hours ago

[r/WhatHappened] Everybody I was with just completely vanished or something.

This is really weird, you guys...
I was at a party with some of my close friends, maybe 3 or 4 of them in the building with me, and I went in the other room to use the bathroom for a little bit - I was maybe in there for a few minutes.
I get done, I come back into the other room, and everybody is just... gone; and even weirder there's this weird black dust all over the place.
I've tried calling or texting them to see if they left early or something, but none of them are responding.
What the hell happened??

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u/Icy-Show6190 — 20 hours ago

Guys anyone know where my family at?

So I was making my birthday wish concentrating real hard, then when I open my eyes my whole family is gone. Is this some new trend? It been a hr and so far i can’t find them anywhere.

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I hate all The Blip fiction and i can't believe you let people make it.

I have been back for 2 weeks and learning that my sister is now the same age as me, that most of my friends are adults now who want nothing to do with men and being attacked by my father.

Hasn't pissed me off as much as learning that you people made Fanfic of the blip and some got shows.

All you people who say Thanos would of been base. If he tuned half the population into anime girls. You all sucks

The people who wrote Fanfic about the people who got blipped, and you used real names. Suck. I found my name on 7 Fanfics about my life

Also, I hate anime now. The amount of Isekai series about the Blip pisses me off.

I got Blipped to another world with a heram

I got blipped to another world and my sister is now a dragon

I got blipped and woke up as the Dukes new wife

I got blipped into being the strongest warrior in the land

I got blipped into my younger self

I got blipped and now I am spiderman.

I got blipped into an mmorpg

You guys let's this happen. People made these, some won awards.

I hate them, and that people think it wasn't that bad.

Also, all you people who got Blipped. Telling people you actually did get Isekaied. Stop that. Stop that right now.

u/Sliver-Knight9219 — 1 day ago

Oh my god, our Pastor's Rapture Prediction came true this time!

(OOC: not my normal character)

Last three times he prophesized the end of the world, it turned out to be a test of the faithful by the Lord.

This time it happened six days early. I guess the Lord decided to move up the timeline. His choices are not for us to question. Even if I think it's a bit weird he took my atheist brother, and my cat, but not me. Also the guy that was... lets just say legally mandated to go door to door and inform us of his past crimes.

I am happy to learn that they didn't leave their clothes behind. I'd hate to discover that heaven is some freaky nudist hippy commune.

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u/GenericSpider — 21 hours ago

[r/spiderman] & [r/NYC] Do you guys think Spidey listens to songs when he swings?

Swinging is already fun, but sometimes I wonder if Spidey swings with some music on, which would be so Goddamn dope.

Like imagine GTA 5 with the radio on but you're swinging.
Like hitting a big swing with a beat drop with a song though? Honestly it would be so awesome.

Songs that I'd think would be such a vibe for some peaceful swinging would be Gone, Gone, Gone by Phillip Phillips, or even Sunflower by Post-Malone.

If you think Spidey listens to songs while he swings, what songs do you think he'd listen to?

u/LemonIcy2942 — 1 day ago

(r/learningmagicians) How does this disappearing trick work?

So I went to this little magic show outside town, and at first everything was kinda lame, basic sleigh of hand and stuff, but then as the closing act, one second the guy was standing there and the next one he vanished in thin air with this ash-like stuff coming out of him. How did he do that? I stayed after the show and I can’t see any trapdoors or projectors.

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u/just_diag — 1 day ago

Strange object flying over Santa Monica pier

I caught this footage while at the Santa Monica pier and it seems to be of a person-sized armored object. It seemed metallic and was moving way too fast to be a regular aircraft. It apparently flew along the Malibu/Santa Monica before landing. It could be some sort of military test but I really don’t know. I uploaded the footage, but it’s not great as i was just using a camcorder and don’t expect to see anything such as this. Any ideas on what it could be? Did anyone else see it?

u/SuperhumanArchives — 1 day ago

[r/Superheroes] In a recent interview, famous actor Nicholas Coppola protests against the recent arrest of an enhanced vigilante, the "Hero of Harlem"; Luke Cage.

Quote from the interview:

“He may not have served his time in the conventional sense, but you have to remember what was done to this man. He was tortured. He was experimented on. He was put through hell. And he could’ve come out of that as a supervillain, or he could’ve simply withdrawn from the world altogether. Instead, he chose to take what had been done to him and use those powers to protect his people, to protect his community. That says something to me. If it were up to me, I’d let him off the hook. Absolutely. I’d consider myself his biggest fan.”

u/Weird875 — 2 days ago

FFUUUUCKK, I meant to take a photo of Spidey but instead just got some random guy!

Look, don't judge me, alright. Someone in the crowd yelled "It's Spider-man!" and I immediately jumped to the front door. How was I supposed to know he was talking about the window?

But still, poor this guy, am I right? The dude must be so confused. Imagine just walking out of a hospital after who knows how long at the EXACT same time a giant crowd starts cheering and chanting Spider-man's name. If it were me, I'd definitely be thinking "Shit, am I Spider-man?"

u/Gamer-of-Action — 2 days ago

So like...does Thor even...LIVE here anymore?!

Like, either Thor honestly, remember that other Thor who fixed Mjolnir(which apparently could've been...FIXED the entire time)? Hope she's doing okay.

Like for the life of me, I can't remember the last time I saw Thor doing...ANYTHING around here, its weird.

I've heard the break up with Jane Foster was tough, that might've contributed to it.

If either Thor reads this, know I appreciate the both of ya, and I miss yas.

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u/MICKTHENERD — 1 day ago

[r/Conspiracy] Are Ms. Marvel and the 2025 enhanced Captain Marvel cosplayer the same person, or is it a Night Monkey and Spider-Man situation?

u/Weird875 — 2 days ago

(r/news) Mass layoffs and restructuring at Stark Industries following the dissolving of weapons division and death of Obadiah Stane

u/decitronal — 1 day ago

Weird question, but has anyone experienced this too?

I was just on my phone and scrolling through tweets and posts, and then suddenly I blacked out, woke up and it was days later, and all I can remember is some controversy happening with someone, has anyone else experienced this?

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I was at the hospital today. Is it me, or he doesn't look like Spider Man? I'm sure something's off...

u/achi1993 — 2 days ago

That one time Chris Hansen caught a Man who claimed the 13 year old girl was 18 because she blipped.

u/Gameknight789 — 3 days ago