It burnt my toast despite me putting it on the light setting and leaving it in for 2 minutes. Tony is probably rolling in his grave because of this new stuff Stark Industries is making.
Ok so hear me out:
They absolutely peaked with the unmatched character development of Randy Dupree. You, Me and Dupree is basically a masterclass in tension, featuring an unstoppable, chaotic force with a strict moral code who invades a peaceful territory and causes massive collateral damage. Honestly, the way they handled high-stakes conflict and fragile egos in that 2006 masterpiece is legendary. If you can flawlessly choreograph Owen Wilson accidentally setting a house on fire with a candle, you've proved yourselves as pinnacle directors. I don't know how you follow up a cinematic achievement like that, but I guess they just really love mid-2000s comedies and decided to walk away from feature films forever.
But just imagine if they didn't fade away. I always hoped they'd get a shot at a massive, multi-character action movie one day. It’s a total pipe dream, but what if a major studio executive tracked them down, gave them a massive budget, and handed them the keys to a big action trilogy? If you can direct a Dupree living room disaster, you can probably direct a planetary invasion or something. A big studio should really give these indie comedy guys a shot at a massive fictional franchise. They’d probably crush it
When will Hollywood recognize the talent they already have?
You guys think spider-man just gives his number to famous people? He’s friend with Messi, now this. This is not a friendly neighbour, he’s definitely some rich ass guy who has connections.
Do you guys think he is like a human sized man-spider under the mask, just a weird thought I had.
First of all, nothing against Jon Bernthal, im sure that he did a phenomenal performance, a performance that could tell people something. But god i think netflix messed up bad. I don't think Frank Castle deserves this. Yes, he killed a lot of people but come on man, they're criminals. At the end of the day, Frank Castle is a good man, he just doesn't know the difference between right and wrong anymore. I don't even think he goes out as the Punisher at the moment
I’ll simp for all of them ngl, they kinda cute
I was one of the people at this protest, I'm honestly shocked by the cruel things Fisk did to the people of New York, my best friend was killed at the hands of Fisk. I heard they put Murdock in prison afterwards, he deserves better. Justice for vigilantes!
I found an old pic May "Aunt May" Parker in the old F.E.A.S.T. photobooks. Found an old photo of her and Ben Parker. I asked around. Apparently it was taken during their trip to Alabama when they bailed out some family Bill and Stan. I heard Ben knocked someone out after someone wouldn't pay May her $200 she won in a game of pool. They got married after the trip. Just a cool story to those who work or help out at F.E.A.S.T. often or once in a while.
I’ve accepted most of life in NYC. The aliens, the vigilantes, all of it. But tourists, don’t get me started. I can’t walk down midtown without someone coming up to me asking something like, “Where does Spider-Man usually swing”,“Is this where the aliens invaded”, stupid stuff like that. One guy I saw today was doing a superhero pose in the middle of the street, to “get the authentic experience”. Times Square is just people selling Captain America shirts and Daredevil mugs, and guys dressed as Thor charging 50 bucks for a photo. If one more person asks “what are the chances of seeing a superhero today?” I’m moving to New Jersey. Anyway, If you’re visiting NYC, stop asking where superheroes usually hang out. They don’t have shifts, they don’t do meet and greets, and you can’t camp out in busy streets waiting for a superhero to show up.
Is that Messi? What's he doing with Spider-Man?!
There are some very exceptional athletes who are so far from the average man! Almost like they are super-abled! Were government tests ever ran on them to ensure they weren't super-abled? Do super-abled individuals have a place in traditional sports? They surely should have no place in them.
I was flying my drone looking for Spider-Man photos, hating my luck as I had been trying for months and never saw him, then he suddenly appeared carrying someone. I took the photo and I when I revised it I realised that it was Messi!!!! The football player!!!!
Why is the Spider-Menace kidnapping a football player? He must hate Argentina! #SaveMessi
I have got more than enough money so I am just trying to take Spider-Man photos because I am bored. I thought about sending it to Jameson but I figured I might as well publicate it here.
OOC: (sequel to this post)
THE AMULET FROM THE CITIES OF HEAVEN CONTAINS AN EVIL TIGER GOD AND NOW THIS YOUNG GIRL IS AT RISK OF BEING POSSESSED BY THE ENTITY WITHIN PLEASE BELIEVE ME I READ ON MYTHOLOGY AND FOLKLORE AND ALL THAT
IT'S GREAT THAT SHE HELPED TAKE DOWN FISK BUT SHE IS ENDANGERING US BY NOT KEEPING THE AMULET CONTAINED SOMEWHERE FOREVER
PLEASE GUYS IF ANYONE WANTS TO HELP ME TAKE AWAY HER AMULET COME FIND ME 2 BLOCKS AWAY FROM AVENGERS TOWER AT 9 PM AND WE'LL GO FIND HER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I AM NOT CRAZY OR INSANE
So I was in a bar the other day after work, and I see this guy who looked kinda like a wet cat in human form. He was talking to himself and kinda manic looking so I kinda watched from the corner.
All of a sudden I see this bright ass light and the man is GONE. Just disappeared like nothing happened!
What if the people from the blip are living on borrowed time? WHAT IF THEY ARE SLOWLY GONNA DISAPPEAR AGAIN?
I tried talking to the bartender but he just told me to leave. I think he might be in on it
Is the government covering it up? i feel like more people should be talking about this!
Having recently retired from the CIA and moved back to NYC to begin my civilian life I thought I’d see if I could answer any general questions about the places I’ve been to.
I joined in 2018 following the events of the snap and served as a paramilitary officer from 2019 to 2027. I’m happy to disclose personal anecdotes or interesting moments. If info ventures into classified territory I’ll let you know!
like i had a friend that told me he ate like fish and suddenly he could like melt things i dont relly know amyway he was saved by a realy hot chick saying her name wa daisy i dont know does anyone now anything about that
They could certainly use someone as strong as him
Yeah, If Tony was still alive I dont think hd approve of the shit Elon is doing nowadays
