Smutty Oneshot Rec List
I love when people post their rec lists and have gotten so many of my favorite fics from this sub, so I wanted to pay it forward in the most depraved way possible and make a post with all my favorite E-rated oneshots.
This is by no means exhaustive, so if your favorite one isn't on here... you should tell me. So I can read it. For science.
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**Oneshots under 10k words**
The Bonds of Friendship by brownleaves
Listen to Me Sigh by brownleaves
Hot Pink by brownleaves
give me all your poison by magicbeings
One, All In Black by xinasvoice
The Great Gay Pornstar Twitter Feud of 2020 by vixeree
check me out by epicblueblanket
Death Wish by celestialremedy
Click Bait by ixiedust
Of Toy Stores and Gag Gifts by my_castlescrumbling
come (on the common tongue) by quiethauntings
Open Thoughts by MarigoldWritesThings
Wait for you by MarigoldWritesThings
starstruck. by augmenti
i sure wish I could lend you a hand (but plumbing's one thing I don't understand) by barkatthemoon
give me shudders in a whisper (take me up 'til I'm shooting a star) by barkatthemoon
but i knew you'd linger like a tattoo kiss by barkatthemoon
you're a pretty little flower (i'm a busy little bee) by barkatthemoon
floating away (in the bathtub) by barkatthemoon
Doing It Wrong by blackstarrising
like fire, swallowing oxygen by succulent_nurturer
Fine China by viwrites
knot01.mp4 by puuvillaa
amok time by goldenprophet
suck and blow by goldenprophet
Assisting in Research by Quietlemonhush
Aquatic Research by Quietlemonhush
Double or Nothing by Quietlemonhush
Hands by MsAlexWP
Going to the Chapel by R33sesPieces
i want you in my room (baby, don't you want me too?) by pringlealltheway
You Are The Apple by Rollercoasterwords
What's a Blowie between Besties? by Igetje
Wisdom of the Oracle by TherestheSnitch
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**Oneshots over 10k words**
The Making of the Map by brownleaves
An Explicit Truth by xinasvoice
Coming Out on Top by kalegreeneyes
The Curious Case of Remus John Lupin by ixiedust
precious by augmenti
the rhythm of the night by barkatthemoon
i wanna be your dog by barkatthemoon
cover me with kisses baby (cover me with love) by barkatthemoon
sirius black and the joys of being baby by goldenprophet
Do You Wanna Touch? by B1ackCatChatsBack
stay soft but don't be gentle by reachthetree
Party like a Rockstar by Akhmaleone
Heart and Soul by shiftylinguini
Night Blooming, Dawn Looming by wolfpad
sloppy seconds by maladaptivewriting
Only a Fan by YieldMaiden
made for lovin' you. by lexith
(Also I can make a post like this with my non-smutty favorites if anyone is interested)